I've never experienced romantic love and it's getting to the point I dont think I ever will

You be nice to me right now, cause i'm about to

End it all

The doozers (foolish chat) is also pretty cool. And Philza, cause that man is single-handedly educating chatters left and right on proper conduct.

Anyway I think that Fundy, Quackity, Aimsey, and shockingly Sapnap have some of the chillest fanbases I've been in. Quackity and Sapnap have some bad parts (on account of how large they are) and Aimsey's twitch watchers have had some bad moments at time, but as a whole I feel like if you're a fan of one of those four you're probably a good person.

dan thinks he’s such a stoic logician type shut up man i’ve seen the way you look at phil and it makes you look stupid

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

Tumblr in 2012:

Tumblr in 2022:

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

This is genuinely hilarious to me

medication should be free. yes including that one.

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

Duolingo bimboification

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

find your age on your spotify top 100 and tell me what song is there. mine is bedroom hymns by florence + the machine

if you're not watching the try guys post the Ned Fulmer drama you are missing out, because they went through one of the biggest pr nightmares of all time, and now they're just trying to find the humor in it

everything's fine, they're thriving

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?