In the middle of a meeting between some of the smashers…
Samus: -and if Captain Falcon could please stop making bad pu-
Snake: *suddenly stands up, slamming his hands down on the table* so the other day I was teaching some of the kids how to start a fire with flint and steel. As they grew increasingly frustrated, I mentioned that in a real survival scenario, they might use other tools and flammable materials at their dispense, like a camera lens or isopropyl alcohol.
Samus: ummmm…
Snake: I turned around to help the Ice Climbers arrange their tinder. “Hey Snake, watch this!” Called a voice. I looked over my shoulder to witness Sonic create a fucking flamethrower by igniting aerosol sunscreen.
*the room is silent, Mario is facepalming, while Samus is just speechless*
Snake: When the screams of surprise stopped, I said “Good job. Very resourceful. Now please don’t do that again.”
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