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Plants are dirty, dirty whores!
These sluts have up to 4 different sexes at once in their typical genomes, lord knows what you can discover out in the wild with mutations.
Some of them (excuse me) *crawls over other audience members* SOME of them even Masturbate and Create Identical Copies of themselves, making them blasphemous autoreproducing fiends!
And This Is What vEgAnS PREFER to put into their mouths?!? *clambers onto Vegan soapbox, Kicking Vegans off with my superior protein fed legs*
They want to eat and want You to eat the filthiest, dirtiest, most sexually depraved, blasphemous materials that eked their existence from the soil & soupy seas?!?
The only materials known to man to require human blood & toil & sacrifice in the pursuit of being fed
*camera pans down, you see me standing on the soapbox from below, I am elevated in viewpoint and understanding*
Nay, my friends, Plant only diets besmirch and befoul the planet in belittling god and those created in his likeness!
*our dearest leader succumbs to a sudden heartattack, falls into the sarchasm between the stage abd the audience. The stage is empty, with only the soapbox remaining. Shia Lebouf is clapping, Fin.*
Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me
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Something something "arguing with stupid people" bit
People on this website will be like "oh I love this take on Christianity it's so spicy it would piss off all the Christians" and then it's literally an interpretation like 90% of us take for granted.
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yeah i understand these books
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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So, there's a dirty little secret in indie publishing a lot of people won't tell you, and if you aren't aware of it, self-publishing feels even scarier than it actually is.
There's a subset of self-published indie authors who write a ludicrous number of books a year, we're talking double digit releases of full novels, and these folks make a lot of money telling you how you can do the same thing. A lot of them feature in breathless puff pieces about how "competitive" self-publishing is as an industry now.
A lot of these authors aren't being completely honest with you, though. They'll give you secrets for time management and plotting and outlining and marketing and what have you. But the way they're able to write, edit, and publish 10+ books a year, by and large, is that they're hiring ghostwriters.
They're using upwork or fiverr to find people to outline, draft, edit, and market their books. Most of them, presumably, do write some of their own stuff! But many "prolific" indie writers are absolutely using ghostwriters to speed up their process, get higher Amazon best-seller ratings, and, bluntly, make more money faster.
When you see some godawful puff piece floating around about how some indie writer is thinking about having to start using AI to "stay competitive in self-publishing", the part the journalist isn't telling you is that the 'indie writer' in question is planning to use AI instead of paying some guy on Upwork to do the drafting.
If you are writing your books the old fashioned way and are trying to build a readerbase who cares about your work, you don't need to use AI to 'stay competitive', because you're not competing with these people. You're playing an entirely different game.
#writing#two cakes#in b4 anyone says 'what about Stephen King'#Stephen King was off his tits on cocaine for years#he doesn't remember writing a huge chunk of his back catalogue#he also hired ghost writers#order of the phoenix was also ghost qritten#you cant convince me otherwise
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You must construct additional pylons
Now, in the clear light of the post-combat situation report I grant that it was perhaps not the most tactically efficient course to expend a once-per-mission cooldown and incur sufficient excess heat to melt my own reactor core twice over in order to inflict 45 points of damage upon a target with 8 HP, but I strongly feel any assessment of the soundness of my decision should take into account that fucker had it coming.
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This week someone at my library took all of our transgender nonfiction books they could find, put them in the trash can, and poured water on them.
Our library is now displaying a bunch of queer/LGBTQ+ books front and center by the entrance doors while we wait for replacement copies of the specifically trans ones.
So thanks, transphobes, from the large chunk of us in the shelving staff who are transgender/nonbinary.
Edit: Hit up my NB friend who works at another branch and they’ll be putting aside display room for trans books at that location too. We fight back harder. <3
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remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
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THIS^^^^^
Everyone: Laios is a generic blond human fighter!
Laios: Learns healing magic, can sense the presence of undead when nobody else can, is constantly being contacted by a higher power.
Y'all, Laios isn't a generic fighter. He's a paladin.
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Lol #Flamingoinggoinggone is trending on Zillow, I'm missing the TEA
everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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It's You. You're the reason its trending.
Tumblr algorithm can only tell you the truth
just woke up its ten in the morning
why tf is calligraphy trending??????
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i love dungeon meshi i love that a character hated disabled people, became disabled, and continued to hate himself for being disabled. i love that experiencing disability wasnt the 'cure' to his loathing. i love that the first step a disabled person took towards addressing their internal ableism was through a soup metaphor
breaking down the soup metaphor bc i love it
mithrun's hatred for himself and disability in general is because he feels like it is useless. this is remedied when he learns that veggie scraps (as he perceives himself as literally the unwanted/leftover bits of a meal) are used to make soup stock. the soup is representative of society as a whole, mithrun believed that no one would want veggie scraps like peels and stems in their soup. but it turns out that making soup is more steps than just the stuff you chew on
for mithrun, the most abled bodied people were what he saw- they were professional adventurers and leaders. he thought that society was made up of meat and potatoes. senshi points out that broth (and seasoning) are important aspects of making a flavorful and enjoyable soup. disabled people, although not the forefront of mithrun's world, were important parts of society.
i like the soup metaphor because it doesnt try to correct mithrun's interpretation of his disability (being scraps). because thats how he feels!He feels like the discarded parts of a complete person, the narrative doesnt challenge that. The argument is that scraps are a valuable resource that bring a lot to the table. people who refuse to use scraps are missing out on tasty and nutritious food. disabled people have use, they have purpose, they have contributions to make, they are wanted.
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Uh, Mario has to jump to Get the gold coin.
You just told this dude his mom works hard to pay her bills.
Which, like, go you, get some of that for yourself.
But maybe could have been:
You're Mama such a devious witch, she's like Peach at the end of Mario Party. "OH, Did I win?" Bitch, yes, you royalty, get outta mah house!
Or:
Your mama so stupid she like Luigi, she cowers behind a vacuum beating dusty ass curtains & calling them ghosts, sucking up random money & throws it away for being "haunted". Still staring at that picture your deadbeat daddy left, saying she'll get him out of being framed soon.
Or:
Your mama so fat, she stars in her own party video game twirling her crooked moustache. Your mama so stupid those games only last 30 seconds, & are only hard for drunk people. Oh bitch, I'm sorry, I forgot stupid ran in the family: YOUR! MAMA! IS! WARIO!
youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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