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horn-in-f-me · 21 days
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circus peanuts? no. circus penis.
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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gritting my teeth. I do not need to be the person my parents want me to be. I am allowed to be my own person. I am allowed to disappoint them. I am allowed to choose not to follow their advice. the world will not end if my parents disagree with me about what is best for me and my life
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Reblog if you're a cuddler.
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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too
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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars
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Yep! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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My favorite rejected New Yorker submission
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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most problems will go away if you ignore them. of course they'll resurface with greater intensity, so you have to ratchet up your ignorance every time. luckily this can go on forever, until you die in some strange- assuredly unrelated- way
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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ovulating doesn’t even begin to cover it
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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Reblog if you’re part of the QuAADD
(QUeers with Autism and/or ADD)
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horn-in-f-me · 2 months
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there is an insane amount of antisemitism floating around right now.
i just want to say:
this blog loves and supports jewish people.
this blog does NOT conflate the israeli government, or the atrocities it commits, with jewish people.
this blog is disgusted with those who use or express antisemitism.
this blog knows that if someone needs to invoke antisemitism, they do not actually care about helping palestine or the palestinian people.
this blog will do its best to insure that it remains a safe space for all.
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