Made the worst brownies ever created just now

It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

who can relate

“quit trying to make Fangs In Your Neck Friday a thing” for me it is already a thing. I do not care about it spreading or circulating. i’m living my life

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

When a scorpion mother gives birth most species will ride on the mother's back until they can fend for themselves

So now I'm picturing Scorpia just carrying everyone's baby, she's just got like twenty babies she's transporting

Me: I don't like the idea of shera lovechildren. I think the idea of everyone rushing to get kids is a rather heterocissexist concept.

You: Okay but what if they all rode on Scorpia's back?

Me: ....Give me 15 minutes.

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

who up wanting something they can never have

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting