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Hopeless Hawks
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Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.
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He didn’t mean to. Oh fuck he didn’t mean to. Bakugou could already feel a headache from the impending lecture his PR agent would give him in the morning – if she hadn’t already seen it.
This is why he didn’t want a stupid social media presence to begin with, but companies willing to work with him dried up when they heard he didn’t have any accounts for them to exploit. So he did it.
Really, this was Kirishima’s fault. If Bakugou had his way, he would’ve been at home watching his favorite documentary to celebrate his 32nd birthday, but instead he was at a bar getting drunk off his ass. With how much Kirishima loaded into him, someone would’ve thought they were celebrating a 21st birthday. Fucker hadn’t even made sure he got inside his apartment okay after dropping him off. Asshole.
And now he has over a thousand messages, not to mention however many people shared it. He’d hear about this in the morning.
He aimlessly scrolls through them, mostly from people begging for a chance to be on their knees in front of him. The initial thrill of people describing how they could make him feel good wore off quickly, and he was left with an empty nothingness inside him. These people didn’t know him – not really. They just wanted bragging rights. Guess who sucked a Top 5 hero’s dick? Yeah. Great.
One message stops him though. A simple hit me up from one dynamight_lover69 no less. He smirks at the name. But it’s not the message that stops him, it’s the video they sent next. A banana on a table.
Bakugou hesitates, but curiosity gets the better of him and he pushes play. He’s met with an airy chuckle.
“Happy birthday, Dynamight.” Your voice enthralls him. “Let me know if you’re… interested.” The camera shifts and he focuses on your soft lips, a hint of a smirk lifting the corner of your mouth. There’s nothing else he can make out about your face.
You hold up the banana and start to peel it – how can you make peeling a banana look so fucking sexy?
It’s what you do next that has his cock standing at attention. The way your lips part and your tongue comes out. He so badly wants to be the banana you’re teasing. Your moans fill his bedroom as you wrap your mouth around the fruit and start moving it in and out. The thought of you doing that to him nearly makes him burst.
Bakugou has to pause the video to collect himself. Maybe he could jack off to it, imagine your mouth around him. He wraps his hand around his cock and knows that no matter what he conjures in his mine, it’s not going to be as good as the real thing.
Fuck it. You only turn 32 once.
OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: do you live up to your username?
dynamight_lover69: of course
OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: send me your address
OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: i’ll be there in ten
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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living things are meant to see the sun and when they can’t for an extended period of time they get a bit deranged. That’s why vampires are like that.
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/ >♥️ I give this to everyone that is feeling bad right now. it’ll be ok.
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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)
#fridge/pantry one 😭#the amount of food I’d be able to avoid wasting#also never having to be sad bc energy to cook didn’t correlate with ingredients to cook
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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Listen by now I know better than to make false promises BUT I have a random day off next week that means it’s sort of not really a 4 day weekend where most of my friends will be traveling and I will not bc I have a class I can’t skip so I’m gonna try to use that time to work on Again Like Before and hopefully get the chapter done
#I’ve like added bits and pieces to it hear and there when I’ve had time#but I’ve been abnormally social since starting my new program 💀#which is good but also bad for my writing lmao
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Yes!!! Genuinely so proud of my current theme and also never changing it ever bc it took so much work and I am not strong enough to do it again 🥲
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you ever just need to reread your entire fic to be able to write the next chapter or is that just me
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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!
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ppl who write dark content 🤝 people who don't write dark content but know that author's moral code ≠ their writing
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