Lily Evans: I saw you hanging out with those pureblood-supremacist goons yesterday

Severus Snape: No! Lily! It’s not what you think!

Lily Evans: I won’t hesitate bitch

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Slytherin’s: Weasley Is Our King

Gryffindor’s: remix!™

dumbledore’s animagus form is kermit the frog

basically how they broke up

ron: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

lavender: yeah they are

ron: you know who else is beautiful?

lavender: *blushes* who?

ron: hermione

Simultaneously shipping Linny, Hinny, Drarry, Scorbus, Dramione, Pansmione, AND Daemus is a fandom skill very few possess

I have so much more ships but my thumb is tired

Hi my name is Draco Malfoy and I have a Quidditch Game Tomorrow

i dare you to watch troye sivan’s bloom and not think of draco malfoy (especially when it gets to the part where his hair is gelled flat) 

i fucking dare you

Now: whenever I read or write a sentence that starts with "Harry, however..."

Brain: "...had never been less interested in Quidditch"

Me: focus, damn it. now, where was I? oh yes-

Brain: "HE WAS RAPIDLY BECOMING OBSESSED WITH DRACO MALFOY"

Me: but-

Brain: shush! you're enjoying this!

Me: ...

Me: yes I am.

harry james potter describing boys as handsome is my aesthetic

harry potter matching icons

like/reblog if you save.

( if you want more matching icons/normal icons, just tell me! requests are open )

At the Battle of Hogwarts

Voldemort: harry potter is dead

Harry: *rolls off Hagrid* lol bitch you thought

Narcissa:

Narcissa: gasp

Narcissa: wow

Narcissa: unbelievable

Narcissa: a true Christmas miracle

Narcissa: what a shocker

Narcissa: wow

Drarry WIP!

Inspired by the song “Guillotine” by Jon Bellion

me talking about my grades and future ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better ▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

That’s actually a great idea, it sounds cute

each year, we crown the tallest trans boy king

so uhhh,,, who do i have to pay to make a marauders era tv show but make sure that Rowling has no say as to what happens. she just gives a bunch of fans the rights and they choose their favourite marauders era fanfic writers to write the script, and have different RP’s play the characters, get all the people who create amazing fanfilms to direct and film everything, and all the hp video editors to do special effects and cut everything together.

i just want to see my favourite characters on screen w/o them all being white, heterosexual, and completely out of character.

i want to see the headcanons that have basically become canon at this point: Sirius and Remus were in a romantic relationship and at least one of them are bi, Lily is bi, Lily was good friends with all of the marauders before she started dating James, James has a pet cat named Algernon who is very picky as to who he’ll be nice to, Sirius had the punk rock style but he was a total softy underneath it all, though Remus may not look as mischievous as James and Sirius he’s the mastermind behind the best pranks they’ve ever pulled, Peter was always scared that he didn’t belong with the marauders but the other three did everything they could to reassure him that he did, and there’s so so so so much more that I’m missing.

the point is, we deserve a show about this rag tag gang 70’s teens without Rowling coming in and doing what she tends to do.

GIVE ME MY MARAUDERS ERA SHOW GOSH DANGIT AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!