We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

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The Nightly Show, September 24, 2015

“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”

“I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your bad vibes out of their sight. It’s hard to feel pretty, don’t make it impossible for others. 

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children

The Wonder Years - Cardinals

Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:

I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such a common occurrence, maybe I could have pulled out of the spiral. But I didn’t.

I honestly have nothing other than just sadness once again that we have to peer into the abyss of the depraved violence that we do to each other and the nexus of a just gaping racial wound that will not heal yet we pretend doesn’t exist. I’m confident though, that by acknowledging it – by staring into that and seeing it for what it is…We still won’t do jack shit. Yeah, that’s us. And that’s the part that blows my mind.

I don’t want to get into the political argument of guns and things. What blows my mind is the disparity of response between when we think people that are foreign are going to kill us and us killing ourselves…

If this had been what we thought was Islamic terrorism, it would fit into our [narrative]. We invaded two countries and spent trillions of dollars and [lost] thousands of American lives and now fly unmanned death machines over like five or six different counties, all to keep Americans safe. We’ve got to do whatever we can – we’ll torture people. We’ve got to do whatever we can to keep Americans safe. But nine people shot in a church, what about that? “Hey, what are you going go to do? Crazy is as crazy is, right?”

That’s the part that I cannot, for the life of me, wrap my head around. And you know it’s gonna go down the same path. “This is a terrible tragedy.” They are already using the nuanced language of lack of effort for this.

This is a terrorist attack. This is a violent attack on the Emanuel Church in South Carolina which is a symbol for the black community. It has stood in that part of Charleston for a hundred and some years and has been attacked viciously many times – as many black churches have. And to pretend that – I heard someone on the news say – “tragedy has visited this church”. This wasn’t a tornado. This was a racist. This was a guy with a Rhodesia badge on his sweater. So the idea that – I hate to even use this pun – but this one is black and white. There’s no nuance here. And we’re gonna keep pretending like, “I don’t get it, what happened. This one guy lost his mind.”

But we are steeped in that culture in this country and we refuse to recognize it. And I cannot believe how hard people are working to discount it. In South Carolina, the roads that people drive on are named for Confederate generals who fought to keep black people from being able to drive freely on that road. That’s insanity. That’s racial wallpaper. You can’t allow that.

Nine people were shot in a black church by a white guy who hated them – who wanted to start some kind of civil war. The Confederate flag flies over South Carolina and the roads are named for Confederate generals. And the white guy is the one who feels his country’s being taken away from him. We’re bringing it on ourselves.

And that’s the thing – Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS – they’re not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis.

People who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

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How about aliens? 64: Do I believe in magic? 65: Do I believe in luck? 66: What’s the weather like right now? 67: What was the last book I’ve read? 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? 69: Do I have any nicknames? 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? 71: Do I spend money or save it? 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? 74: Favourite animal? 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 78: How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? 80: What is my favorite word? 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 86: What is my current desktop picture? 87: Had sex? 88: Bought condoms? 89: Gotten pregnant? 90: Failed a class? 91: Kissed a boy? 92: Kissed a girl? 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? 94: Had job? 95: Left the house without my wallet? 96: Bullied someone on the internet? 97: Had sex in public? 98: Played on a sports team? 99: Smoked weed? 100: Did drugs? 101: Smoked cigarettes? 102: Drank alcohol? 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? 104: Been overweight? 105: Been underweight? 106: Been to a wedding? 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? 109: Been outside my home country? 110: Gotten my heart broken? 111: Been to a professional sports game? 112: Broken a bone? 113: Cut myself? 114: Been to prom? 115: Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter? 117: What concerts have I been to? 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 119: Learned another language? 120: Wore make up? 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? 122: Had oral sex? 123: Dyed my hair? 124: Voted in a presidential election? 125: Rode in an ambulance? 126: Had a surgery? 127: Met someone famous? 128: Stalked someone on a social network? 129: Peed outside? 130: Been fishing? 131: Helped with charity? 132: Been rejected by a crush? 133: Broken a mirror? 134: What do I want for birthday? 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 136: Was I named after anyone? 137: Do I like my handwriting? 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? 139: Favorite TV Show? 140: Where do I want to live when older? 141: Play any musical instrument? 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? 143: Favourite pizza toping? 144: Am I afraid of the dark? 145: Am I afraid of heights? 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 148: What I’m really bad at 149: What my greatest achievments are 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery 152: What do I like about myself 153: My closest Tumblr friend 154: Something I fantasize about 155: Any question you’d like

(via rainbow-astrology)

There is someone out there for everybody.