Flynn cocked an eyebrow, but didn’t say the first sarcastic thing that came to mind, instead opting for something a little less rude. Sure, he was quick with his wit, but he really didn’t need to start trouble at city hall. “Well unless your first day was a Friday, and you only just got the job, I think your first impression has already come and gone.” He chuckled, and nodded. “That doesn’t surprise me, really, most people who don’t have specific allergies to commonplace things, never have to think about it.”

“Sometimes you want to make a good first impression. And if your boss asks you to work the weekend, you say yes”, Atta explained, the city never slept and therefore, the town hall didn’t… ok, it did but at least the weekend would be covered. “You know? I had never thought about that, maybe you’re right. For a cat owner with allergy, allergy season it’s all year”

"Well then, we’re in agreement.” Flynn couldn’t understand, why this kid seemed to take it so personally, that he didn’t have a computer in tip top shape. It wasn’t like he’d done things to it, or tried to fix it himself, it was just an old hunk of junk. Narrowing his eyes, he let out an uneasy sigh, and slid his computer across the table. “Fine, but if it gets worse, or anything is different, other than the speed, I’ll kick your ass. As for getting things done, I don’t actually use it for much, so.”

“No, I don’t expect much. Computers generally only pull the amount of weight they’re worth, sometimes less.” Wilbur raised his eyebrows at the guy as he continued. “There’s a fair amount I can try, but I think just running a disk defragment would help exponentially.” Now, he rolled his dark eyes. “I don’t know how you can get anything done at that rate.”

Text ➾ Blondie

Rapunzel: Well I've got to meet people somehow!

Rapunzel: Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh, uh just make sure maybe to park that far away from my house.

Rapunzel: parents arent quite used to the vespa yet

Eugene: Do what I did, get a job, someplace busy

Eugene: You are such a party pooper, but fine, whatever =P

All of them! Because I lack imagination~

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] You’ve gone and made me think about getting a cat, and I have never wanted a pet before

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] You’re kind of adorable, but in an annoying way?

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] The next time I see you, I’m going to be stealing something, probably from the cafe, because your shithead coworker was a jackass; you’ve been warned

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] You are one of the lesser obnoxious people in this shit town, good for you

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text] Alice is a weird name, did you know that?

[text]  I mean sure, on you it’s okay, but what about Alice Cooper?

[text]  That’s weird, right?

Bold all that apply:

My muse knows how to…

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

🎀 🌼

🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?

Well, given that he doesn’t think he’ll ever get married, it doesn’t really matter, now does it? However, if he did find someone worth marrying, he’d probably want small, like courthouse small.

🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?

That’s a hard question, because for the most part, Flynn, could not care less. Sure, not many people know he’ll sleep with anyone, man or woman, but he’s not someone who hides it, either. I think, that if he slept with anyone and didn’t want the world to know about it, it would be someone that may expect or want more from him, than he was willing to give. So basically, if no one knew about it, he could pretend it wasn’t an issue, or like that person didn’t exist.

Flynn chuckled, and looked at the kid like he was crazy. “Of course it’s slow, it’s a cheap piece of secondhand crap, what else do you expect?” As much as he didn’t trust anyone with his things, he couldn’t deny that the idea of a faster computer sounded nice. “What do you have to do, exactly?”

“Man, your laptop is so slow. Seriously, just let me see it for a sec and you’ll graduate from snail’s pace to warp speed. C’mon — it’s literally painful to watch in its current state. Don’t prolong its suffering! Or mine, for that matter.”

🌟 💦 👰 👮 😳

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?

Bisexual / Greyromantic

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?

DONE.

👰 Would my muse ever get married?

He says no, but I think maybe, if he met that one right person.

👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?

Secluded, and not during a busy time of day, but yes.

😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

He’s never had a romantic relationship, but his worst sexual relationship was the chick he lost his virginity to. He had sex with her a few times, and it just wasn’t something he’d have done if he could go back.

💝 🍬 🔥

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

With women, he prefers to be more dominant, though in the right circumstances he might be willing to give that up a little bit. With men, he’s definitely more of a switch.

🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?

Yes, without question, he would.

💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?

No, he believes it breeds expectations that people can’t ever hope to reach year after year. If you propose on a Valentine’s Day, or get married on a Valentine’s you can never outdo that, and someone will always be left disappointed. If you go all out for your first Valentine’s Day with someone, you’ll spend the rest of your relationship trying to make the next one better than the last, and unless you’ve got infinite funds, that’s impossible.

🏩

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?

His first time with a girl, he was freshly sixteen, and at a party with some of his friends. The older sister of whoever had been throwing it, was a senior, and picked him out of the crowd. It wasn’t your typical, embarrassing, first time fast, but no amount of research could’ve driven home, just how different everyone person is. After it was over, he got dressed, and went back to the party long enough to tell his friends, before going home, to figure out how to make it better next time.

His first time with a guy, was much better, though a tad more painful than he’d ever admit. It was about a year later, and he met the guy on at another party, only this was a college one, he’d managed to sneak into just to see what it was like. Except for the hot guy, that he spent pretty much the whole night “getting to know,” he didn’t think it was really worth the hype.

Ⓐ

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

💦 👠 🎥

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?

16? It was not at all romantic, or planned, or something he’d really like to revisit. Though, considering he technically lost it twice, he enjoyed it much more the second time around, when he was 17.

👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?

Hah! Serious relationship, are you serious? His longest lasting relationship of any kind is really just to the people he’s met in Carthay, Rapunzel especially, and that’s really not all that long.

🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?

Lauren Cohan & Henry Cavill

sex+romance headcanons!

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🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

Actually, he didn’t know that, but at least if it were true, it was something they had in common. “As am I.” Flynn chuckled, because more often than not, especially since arriving in Carthay, he was lying, but he couldn’t find the fault in their logic, so took their hand in a respectful shake. “Alright, on our honor.”

“As you know, I am known to be quite the secretive person.” They clarified, snickering right after. “There comes the concern, how will we know we’re not lying? I never tell lies anyways, and if I were to, may they strike me down where I stand.” They held out their hand honorably.