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hondayota · 40 minutes
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late 80s castleton green wool snoopy knit sweater
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This is the best fuckign movie on the planet
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hondayota · 2 hours
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hondayota · 2 hours
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guys im p sure some of these aren’t kinks you’re just experiencing…….asmr…fjsjdj
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hondayota · 3 hours
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Suzanne Rivecca, Ugly Bitter and True
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hondayota · 3 hours
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Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.
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hondayota · 3 hours
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Die Milchstrasse. 1908. Book cover, detail.
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hondayota · 4 hours
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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hondayota · 5 hours
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hondayota · 5 hours
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god she is always serving cunt.
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hondayota · 6 hours
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sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖
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hondayota · 6 hours
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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long
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hondayota · 7 hours
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hondayota · 7 hours
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my proposals for 2024 house md plots
kpop stan slash koreaboo is believed to have deadly cancerous lesions in her lungs before house bursts in at the eleventh hour to declare she's been poisoned by a rare toxic fungus found only in the korean peninsula, which she consumed via contaminated haitai grape candies
a young gamer develops a severe illness which is impossible to diagnose until he confesses to chase that he drank an e-girl's bathwater which he purchased on onlyfans, contracting a bacterial infection
a lamp otherkin gets tungsten poisoning from their collection of antique edison lightbulbs
several college students' lungs are filled with microplastics and the fellows are sent to every vape and weed shop near campus to find out what caused it (high nicotine blue raspberry disposable)
the entire princeton polycule commune comes down with a mysterious illness. foreman insists that the diagnostic team treat them all for std's and send them home. one of the nurses (also a member of the polycule) tells kutner about her landlord cutting corners, leading house to realize that they were all exposed to toxic low-cost paint at a recent orgy
a millionaire's car crash is blamed on his malfunctioning tesla cybertruck but house is not so sure. they discover the man shows signs of lowered brain capacity and, after an mri, the fellows discover lesions on the millionaire's brain and treat him for cancer. he gets worse. house is at his wit's end and cannot figure out what is wrong. after looking at the millionaire's grindset tiktok, house realizes his brain capacity isn't actually affected and he's just an idiot. the lesions are because he has also contracted an infection from onlyfans bathwater.
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hondayota · 7 hours
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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hondayota · 7 hours
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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