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“I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS” aka the Bonding Moment™
So I get to the autograph line with Luka aka @mustlovelance like 30mins before Jeremy’s first signing session and there’s no one there, right? We check the schedule because wtf we thought this would be harder to accomplish, but by that point a few other Voltron cosplayers show up and end up being #first just by nature of a staff member approaching and asking everyone to begin a line. We crack jokes together, kill some time, talk about cosplay and All Things Voltron because what else are you gonna do on line to meet people because of Voltron??? Jeremy shows up around five minutes into what was supposed to be his signing time, everyone collectively panics a little and gets that Starstruck Fan look on their face til he…… runs off to the bathroom which honestly??? What a Lance move, A+ my dude.
He reappears, first few people go through the line and snap some photos with him. He’s incredibly personable and patient, double-checking name spellings and making sure everyone’s happy. Then it’s Luka’s turn, and she presents him with her Voltron board game gift which went over super well, his staffers even thought it was cool and asked for photos of the two of them with it.
So then it’s my turn.
I ask him to sign my bayard [I know, I know, Red not Blue but SHUSH], to which he says I gotta get Steven to sign it next (boy you think I won’t…..). I may or may not have cracked a joke about Steven being the true cryptid.
So then I get to ask him for a photo. Initially, I was worried my planned request wouldn’t be feasible and it’d just be an over-the-table selfie situation, but he was totally cool with stepping out and doing full body shots with people alongside his table setup. I expected him to be a little confused, or even to flat out turn me down since everyone had just done casual selfies or quick smiling shots until me, but I went ahead and asked anyway. The conversation went like so:
me: Okay, so uh, bit of a special request for the photo?
Jeremy: Whatcha got.
me: Can we have a bonding moment?
Jeremy: -squints suspiciously- ….Explain???
me: I’m not gonna make you get on the floor but can I like. cradle you in my arms and dip you sort of….?
Jeremy: OH yeah yeah okay— -goes to put his arm around my shoulders- wait no. I got a better idea okay I’m gonna jump—
me: I’m sorry you’re what—
Jeremy: —on three yeah i’m gonna jump okay—
me: —are you serious oh my—
Jeremy: Yeah yep totally are you gonna catch me? you gotta catch me okay ready and GO—
me: —OH MY GOD YOU’RE SERIOUS UH OKAY OKAY YEAH SLDKAGJAS
Cue this disaster where I almost dropped him because I was so surprised and missed his outside leg
And then I Got My Shit Together and decided I would’ve let myself hit the ground and die before I let him fall
Bonding Moment™ achieved, photographic proof Obtained✓
I earned a bro hug and his thanks after all this, and that’s the story of how Jeremy Shada trusts me enough to tell me to cradle him in my arms despite meeting me for the first time ten minutes prior.
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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
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Danny Sexbang reading Robert’s Lines in DDADDS
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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
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Let’s comment Dad jokes so we can all have a good laugh(Or cringe) and calm down!
How many Tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles! :D
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Please, stay calm! They are trying their best to make sure that we don’t buy a game with malfunctions/glitches etc.!!!
We waited for 3 weeks; we can wait a few hours more.
#Dream Daddy#This annoyance is getting ridiculous#Give them some more time!#Our Dads will still be there in the end!
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it’s time for a sleepover!
send me any of the below into my ask (anon or not!):
about your day
your real life crush
your tumblr crushes
your dreams
your favourite memory
an interesting fact about yourself
something you’re worried about
something you’re excited about
a confession
an embarrassing story
an unpopular opinion
my opinion on…
my advice on…
my top five…
have you ever…
would you rather…
any book/tv shows/movie/song recommendations
rants about random things that are bothering you
just anything…
literally anything!!!
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‘’ It was her idea... ‘’
Gift for the lovely @geghanush <3
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It looks like King Alfor either lied to or hid a lot of viltal information from Allura.
Allura mistakingly believes that the Black Bayard is lost with its Paladin.
We know that Zarkon is that Paladin and he does have the Black Bayard.
We know that King Alfor wanted to hide Voltron from Zarkon and hid things from his daughter.
Ergo:
King Alfor knew that Zarkon was the Black Paladin. And when Zarkon came to take Voltron, Alfor understood that Zarkon, as the head of Voltron, would succeed. He would only need to make the Black Lion obey his commands once it was in close proximity and the rest of the Lions would follow, as we have already seen here:
Zarkon floats above Voltron and tears apart Voltron into the Lions.
He overrides the controls of the Black Lion and makes it his, even though Shiro is still inside.
The Black Lion even goes in full power when Zarkon takes it over.
The most important part: it ejects Shiro.
This whole situation makes three things very clear:
This could have happened 10,000 years ago, when Zarkon first attacked Altea and Alfor knew it. That’s why he hid Voltron instead of going out and attacking Zarkon; he would have given Zarkon Voltron 10,000 years ago and then the Galra Empire would have been truly unstoppable.
That’s why King Alfor made the Black Lion available only if all the rest were present and scattered them throughout the galaxy: he tried to tear the bond between the Black Lion and Zarkon.
And the most important of all:
Shiro is not the Black Paladin.
This last one may be hard to swallow, but it’s true. When the two men had a battle of wills about the Black Lion, Shiro got [r]ejected by it. And as we know, the Lion chooses the Paladin and not the other way around. We also know that the relationship between the Lion and the Paladin is “a mystical bond and cannot be forced. The quintessence of the pilot is mirrored in his Lion” (Allura, ep.1).
In other words, Shiro worked only as a contemporary replacement for the Black Lion. When shove comes to push, the Lion responds to Zarkon.
This was also hinted in episode 9:
“You’ll never beat Zarkon.”
…for the Black Lion.
Add to all this Shiro’s fear that he’s part of the Galra Empire already and that he’s a “broken soldier” and we have a nightmarish scenario for Shiro: not only he’s not the official Paladin of the Black Lion, but he’s been able to connect with it just because he’s part of the Empire that Zarkon created.
Or, at least, that’s how Zarkon can present it and throw Shiro into despair.
However this rabbit hole goes even deeper:
King Alfor knew all of this.
How?
How could he know that Zarkon would do all of this? His actions in hiding the other Lions and making the Black one available only when the rest of them were present worked as a counter to this particular bond Zarkon has with the Black Lion: that of a Paladin.
King Alfor tried to severe the bond between Lion and Paladin.
How could he know the extend of Zarkon’s abilities?
There is only one simple answer:
He was a Voltron Paladin as well.
Which one?
The Blue Paladin.
OK, obviously, everything in this show is colour-coordinated. King Alfor wearing all this blue kinda seals the deal.
However, there is also something else.
This post by @arcticfoxbear is a good guess about the quintessence of the Blue Lion, the only Lion whose quintessence we know nothing about yet (and trust me, it is on purpose).
Trust.
Alfor trusted Zarkon. He trusted him to the bitter end.
It’s no question that since Zarkon was the Black Paladin, he fought on the good side once upon a time. He fought for freedom, for the good of the people and for justice. His change into a power-hungry monster who sees weakness as a sickness that must be ripped apart from the root couldn’t have happened in one day. Zarkon must have spend years having these thoughts.
And as we know, the Paladins are of one mind, without any secrets.
“The original Paladins fought hundreds of battles together, side by side. They were like a pack of [insert alien animal speces here] linked by the ears.” (Coran, ep. 2)
Actually, the whole of episode 2 tells us that the Paladins are of one mind, that they put each other’s safety above their own, that there is unquestionable trust amongst them.
So, there’s little doubt that Zarkon’s ideas about power must have been known to the other Paladins early. How come they didn’t do anything to stop him before the situation reached.. well…
…at this point?
The answer: Alfor trusted that Zarkon, his brother in arms would pull through. That he wouldn’t become a tyrant and a monster. That things would become better again. Alfor had trust and most importantly, faith.
(BTW, faith is what I believe that the quintessence of the Blue Lion is.)
Lance has faith in all of his friends (yes, even Keith) and that is his characteristic. His childish ramblings about parades and kicking Zarkon’s butt easily come from this.
Also, here’s a nifty parallel:
Allura falls asleep in the arms of her father, the original Blue Paladin, calling “Father…”…
…and wakes up yelling “Father!” and falling again…
…in the arms of a boy who is the new Blue Paladin.
Subtle, but well-crafted.
And let’s be honest here: Voltron: Legendary Defender is a reboot of a shounen anime and anyone who has watched even one shounen series knows that the power that makes the protagonists pull through anything is faith. Despite all weaponry and training, above technology, magic or experience, what makes shounen heroes win is faith to oneself and…
…you guessed it!
Faith to one’s friends. I believe in my nakama, bitch!
This elemental power is still missing from the quintessence of the Lions and since the Blue Lion’s is still unknown, it is safe to assume that Lance is the one whose characteristic is the faith to each other.
And let’s not forget: faith is the best weapon these kids will have in the climactic battle.
Lance is bound to become the glue that brings them all together and makes them beat Zarkon, from this perspective.
Plus, it’d be a good way to undo the damage King Alfor did by putting his own trust in the wrong person (Zarkon) and letting things reach a point where Zarkon was capable of defeating the fleet of an entire planet.
And to return in the beginning of this post: Lance’s faith will be what brings Shiro back, what helps him pull through. The previous Blue Paladin let the Black one fall into the darkness, the new one will save him.
I know that Shiro and Keith seem to be closer now, but Keith’s immaturity and overestimation of his abilities (he tried to take on Zarkon on his own!!!), plus his short temper make him unsuitable to be the rock when everything falls apart.
In Lance we trust…
…and I have zero complaints about it.
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Hairstylist’s touching photos capture the raw reality of depression.
“It actually kind of broke my heart.”
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Can someone link me to an art block master post?
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My dad found this shirt at Goodwill and wears it to irritate me. He knows I hate it. I just made a remark saying, “Ugh, I’m glad you stopped wearing that horrible baby shirt!”
He stood up, turned around, and unbuttoned his flannel like Clark Kent. I feel so betrayed.
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