Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.
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the parks and rec writers should get together one last time to write a script for a 23 minute youtube review of the force awakens by ben wyatt
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do you think ben wyatt cried when han stepped onto the bridge and shouted his name
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honestly ? to be honest ? in my honest opinion ? im suffering
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I could fake ‘smart’ for my teachers and ‘sincere’ for my parents and ‘interested’ for my friends. But when it was two o'clock in the morning all alone, in the dark, I wasn’t sure who I needed to be.
Sometimes I Act Crazy: Living With Borderline Personality Disorder (via defective-titan)
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me: wow ive been doing so good lately! no breakdowns, no lashing out, i think im getting better!!
bpd:
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*passive aggressively apologizes*
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My mental illnesses ruined my fucking life, so don’t you dare telling me to just get over it.
(via fraeuleinrabenschwarz)
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Everyone keeps saying “just be yourself” but I’ve painfully learned that “myself” is not enough.
(via fraeuleinrabenschwarz)
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recent google searches: how is it possible that I’m feeling nothing and everything at once
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Are you an “impulse buy everything I see” borderline or a “too afraid of the potential catastrophes of the future to spend a cent” borderline
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alright but since when did i get so mentally unhealthy that showering and doing other basic everyday tasks became so hard? why is it so easy to just forget to change clothes or EAT? i have been doing these things my whole damn life how do i explain that to somebody
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My fp: "can we talk"
Me, already vomiting from stress: "of course :)"
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Anybody else ever get those periods of time where there’s no empathy and you feel like you could watch the world burn? Because it’s everyone for themselves?
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Having BPD Be Like
Me: I really like the idea of coming across as the dark, mysterious loner. I'll remodel myself to fit that.
Me: *Five minutes later* I really want to be like the flirty party girl who just wants to have fun. I'll remodel myself to fit that.
Me: *Another five minutes later* I want to come across as the person who acts kind of subdued happy and supports people but is secretly sad and tries to show that. I'll remodel myself to fit that.
Me: *A further five minutes later* I really like the idea of coming across as the dark, mysterious loner. I'll remodel my...wait a second...
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I’m not “overreacting”. I’m reacting to my feelings that are just a lot stronger than yours.
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