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homemeansthehills · 2 hours
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mac in this clip has been me unironically all week
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homemeansthehills · 4 hours
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most of my friends thinking i am gay + the girl im hooking up with being absolutely stacked has me connecting with this scene heavily
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homemeansthehills · 5 hours
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i am fucking the woman in the apartment directly next to mine. our front doors are six inches apart and we share a wall. i can always hear when she is home and vice versa.
not really sure how to navigate this. im tryna take it slow but its like starting a relationship by moving in together.
but we have just been going at it like crazy it is so awesome.
on the one hand we be having sex periodically all day and then retuning to our respective domiciles which is the sickest thing ever. on the other hand... shit... honestly ive got nothing.
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i need my followers to know that I have been smashing a solid 10 all week.
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homemeansthehills · 3 days
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Happy Alien Day nerds
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homemeansthehills · 4 days
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homemeansthehills · 4 days
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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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homemeansthehills · 4 days
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i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account
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homemeansthehills · 4 days
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two enamel pins are back in pre-order at greerstothers.shop
Laika, saint of the cosmos, and of one-way trips
and the two-headed calf, who sees twice as many stars
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homemeansthehills · 5 days
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SUNS ARE 0-2 IN THE SERIES MAN THIS IS NOT THE TIME
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homemeansthehills · 8 days
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Saw you on insta call mta cops the candy crush convention and gave a good chuckle so thanks for that
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my tax dollars at work
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homemeansthehills · 8 days
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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homemeansthehills · 9 days
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homemeansthehills · 9 days
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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homemeansthehills · 10 days
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