women need gnocchi

one of the beauties of vine was that six seconds was simply not enough time to even attempt to be informational. you could always be confident that even if a vine wasnt very funny, at least nobody was ever gonna try and "learn you a thing" about the most current political situation or fandom shit

so fucking sick of my utopia i designed after getting mad in traffic and used my last genies wish... no games or pussy here really at all

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

For the love of god stop

kind of a milf.

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

got my hands on a field guide of californian bugs and i found that there's this one bee species in southern california that looks like this

(Actual bugs under the cut, CW for insects)

An old rubber stamp from the Geo. J. Mayer Company of Indianapolis, Indiana.