why did they make rolan so hot. this man keeps badmouthing me and i'm like. whatever you say gorgeous

ive been fighting this fucking sketch for hours and the second half is pissing me off so im jus posting the rolan half out of complete spite to myself. more forked tongue shenanigans bcus the potential is endless tbh

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

FRECKLES.

tieflings purr when i’m horny enough and that is that

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

Here comes the smolder 🤨

Have you no respect for showmanship?✨

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

Feeling so honored😭❤️

Pride of the Gate

Quick reminder that our favorite wizard has +4 strength over both Gale and Astarion, +3 over Wyll, and +2 over Halsin. He'd have no problem picking you up and throwing you into bed.

“that is my WIFE!” i scream, pointing to my emotional support npc that has less than 5 minutes of screen time