Girls just want to be weird & worshipped

Yeah I know those they're my beloved mutuals on tumblr.com

genetically unstable freak of nature

you HAVE to let me enable your worst-behaved headmate. for feminism

tonight is a lovely night for magic & evil love~ ^w^

Hey its Ulve/Jäger once again, rb to help mutuals find our 15th blog

“fuck, i can’t believe you’re letting me do this” while it is obviously not letting you do anything

Butches be like: *learns an instrument to impress a girl* *idealizes knighthood* *fantasizes about holding a girl and comforting her when she is sad or scared* *buys a tie* *idealizes knighthood* *daydreams about buying lingerie for a girl* *rescues a stray animal* *repairs a household object* *researches knights and finds out they weren’t really kind and chivalrous and gets disappointed* *decides that making a code of honor that is respectful and loving of people in general but especially women and abiding by it is still a good way to live* *wants a motorcycle*

been rewatching house and if i ever need one of those brain surgeries they keep you awake during it theyll have to tie me down otherwise ill be jacking off the whole time

do it drunk. do it high

hey

Credit D_D___oO

i become an angel

can you tell your headmate who won’t let you point a gun at me to stop backseat driving

they call the sinuses the g-spot of the head