BLAST !  Attention, little urchins, this just in: The Actual Princess has been getting scammed. You heard it here, folks, The Order has not been honest about their relationship. From start to what we hope is a soon to be messy end, he has been pulling a delicious prank by making The AP fall for him only to have him break things off and break her heart. Can someone do me a huge favor and let AP know? We hate to be the ones to do it this way (no, we don’t) but it’s not Hogs without a little garbage tossed about and we so love to take people down a few pegs or twelve.  Come to think of it ... we here at The Tea wonder who else was involved. Any who! Everyone enjoy the dance, can’t wait to see what other drama you all get up to! - xoxo

Blast~

“Hey, HT-- Just saw The Tramp and The Invisible One sharing a plate at lunch today in the courtyard. Think something’s up with those two?”

Oh! Is there? My sources tell me the two hooked up in the closet last night but I wouldn’t put it past The Tramp to find something with just about anyone. Talk about a desperate drought. 

Poll: Do you think The American was expelled from her previous school?

Y: 80% N: 20%

Blast~

Both The Law and The Order were sneaking glances to each other before dispersing to class this morning looking extremely refreshed and ready to dominate the year. All I know is that when those two get up to something, someone gets hurt and I get a full on view to the destruction. Keep it up, kids!

Poll: Do you think The Order should be headboy next year?

Y: 57% N: 43%

Blast~

This just in from one of our anon tips:

“I definitely saw The Frog making out with The Beast right before the party! She always acts like she’s nothing special but I guess people are willing to do anything for a little fun. What was The Beast thinking?”

Your guess is as good as mine! I wouldn’t place my wager on those two tbh -- but we see you social climbing, Frog! 

Blast~

Does The King have a drug addiction? Sweetie, make sure you brush off your nose before heading for class right before lunch. We all know what went on in that bathroom before break. 

Blast~

Is something going on with The Help and The Street Rat that I don’t know about? Whatever it is, these two cannot stop staring at one another and it wasn’t over their little round of Seven Minutes. I’ve got my spies on you two. 

Did you miss me?

Wonder what The King got up to this summer? Has The Beast turned his eyes on you? Have The Law and The Order finally broken up? Stay tuned as we answer all your questions and more this season.

I have a fresh crop that I’ve got my little spies on this year and already there are new potentials I’m just dying to sink my claws into. Don’t forget, we’re always watching. 

- HT

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