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i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year
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we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags
my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash
#i unapologetically loved To Kill A Mockingbird#but i will absolutely never touch any Hemmingway ever again
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Young Royals S2: A Summary
Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.”
Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-”
Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters
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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
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Orpheus & Eurydice
Commissioned illustration for Follow Me Down, a TTRPG inspired by Greek mythology.
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the wording of this title is so fun. caught in the act, the whore
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