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the deed is done
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just remember to eat your potatoes first
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You don’t have to love your body
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Pirates of the Caribbean version of “You disgust me” “Ah, so you’ve discussed me?”
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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Daily Dose of Dumbass Day 1
Friends are a lot like penguins.
if you stab them, they die.
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IN HONOR OF FRED WEASLEY’S BIRTHDAY
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Not even two pages into reading The Lost Hero and I’m already harcore crushing on Leo Valdez
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Made by me (*  v *)
oh yeah and my friend cadence helped
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ha...
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James: I hope our baby is smart like you
Lily: Me too
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Unpopular opinion: Caleb Prior was cute in the Divergent books
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You should name it Kylo Hen
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apparently you can pre-order chickens??? as in “hello I would like a hen”, and then they stick a fertile egg under a chicken, let it hatch, and in a few months…..hen time!
in unrelated news, I’m about to pre-order a standard light Brahma hen from a local hobby farm run by a veterinarian. aka Motherfucker Unlimited acquired 
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Excerpt from my fanfic on wattpad (Arryn & Yasmin are muggleborn btw)
It’s a little after midnight in the Ravenclaw dormitory. Last night some of the Ravenclaw planned to sneak a few Slytherin in (though they didn’t need help sneaking around, they are Slytherin) At the moment, the Slytherin and Ravenclaw are gathered around Arryn, and Yasmin, who is holding a stack of cards. 
“Oohhhh so its not real magic,” A Slytherin pipes up.
“its a muggle game why would they use magic?” A Ravenclaw snaps.
Arryn, getting annoyed, says, “Do you wanna learn how to play or not?”
“Obviously,” A Slytherin says.
“Then shut up will you,”
The Slytherin roles her eyes but says nothing. Everyone’s attention is now turned back to the stack of cards in Yasmin’s hand that reads “Magic: The Gathering”
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Or in French: “la baguette choisit l'assistant” 
Yes, wand in French is Baguette.
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“The wand chooses the wizard.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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