hippiedippieblondie
the only true king is my drag persona
Blondie—20. Pick a pronoun.Cats want me, conservatives fear me. Post-structuralist feminism turns me on.I have never committed any tax fraud even though I really wanted to. I am, however, planning a heist in which I disguise myself as a ground hog and liberate Punxsutawney Phil from whatever hell the Pennsylvanians keep him trapped in.
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tim showing duke around the cave for the first time: there’s jason’s memorial case, and - oh, here’s dicks old nightwing suit, we call it discowing cuz frankly it’s kinda —
duke: it’s beautiful.
tim: what.
duke: all those bright colors, i bet he pulled in this suit
tim: i mean, i guess he was dating starfire, but she’s not exactly a normal girl —
duke: im gonna have to take notes, maybe dick will help design my suit?
dick wrapping his arms around duke and leading him away to discuss suit ideas: i’m glad someone appreciates my artistic eye
jason: imma kms, there’s two now
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever
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I think they should let Stephanie be Batman, even if it’s just for a few minutes so she can have a go at every Mantel that tends to be passed down
Also I think it would be hilarious for like one night a year batman is a blonde woman who’s robin changes every year (they all play rock-paper-scissors for the position)
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The proper way to use boobs in combat.
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Me after doing my taxes
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#I feel like he’s singing impromptu karaoke and using the beer as a mic#also this is beautiful#also thighs
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
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