This movie fucks severely. Even just this ending, the musical sting as the star explodes, the reflection I'm Bowens tear eyes. Teared up even just now. This movie feels more in 20 seconds than sole films do in hours. I will not stand for Dragonheart slander.

Think it'd be a fun double-feature with Dragonslayer, which is an equally epic 'death of magic' story, but inversely bitter.

Rewatched Dragonheart for the first time in years today and yeah no, fuck everyone on the internet in the early 2000's who tried to convince me this movie is bad, it fucking whips ass actually. A solid winner of the Creech the Truck Monster from Monster Trucks Seal of Cinematic Adequacy. I wish they made fantasy movies that looked and felt like this still, it's goddamn comfortable is what it is.

For one week only: LESBIANS ARE IMPERVIOUS TO ALL FORMS OF DAMAGE

Replace Lesbian Visibility week with Lesbian Invincibility Week

Replace Lesbian Visibility week with Lesbian Invincibility Week

Mom, don't come in, I'm Draculing!

So I was Draculing this other day-

Yeah I fucking Dracul. You don't? Everyone I know Draculs...

You're not cool unless you Dracul, baby, yeah!

HUUUAGQG IM.SO EXCOTED FOR THE PAPER MARIO REMAKE

A second wave of Godzilla characters for Gigabash! Nice! This Pack is called the Nemesis DLC. With the electrical storm in this reveal trailer, I Imagine King Ghidorah is a safe bet.

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

Starting a film studio that exclusively makes porn but we never show two people together in screen at once. We have to imply everything using the kuleshov effect

They banned Tik-Tok before they passed any form of gun control.

The same police officers that dragged their feet to rescue kids in the Uvalde shooting are now in a rush to crack a college kid’s skull.

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"