Yeah well can a master cape do THIS?

*phases into semi-gaseous cloud and gets blown away by enormous industrial fan*

When Kaladin had first met the king, he’d thought Elhokar lacked regality. Now, oddly, he thought Elhokar did look like a king. It wasn’t that the king had changed—the man still had his imperious features, with that overly large nose and condescending manner. The change was in Kaladin. The things he’d once associated with kingship—honor, strength of arms, nobility—had been replaced with Elhokar’s less inspiring attributes.

I think kaladin should have said this outloud in exactly this way. I think elhokar would have handled it really well.

i think if lisa played signalis she would kill herself

from his description, marquis absolutely looks like weird al

I'm never going to starbucks again I go there and ask for my decafmochocaraspicelatte and when they ask my name I tell them to just draw a little picture of victoria dallon so I can post on my tumblr and the barista is like "what" and I say again to draw a picture of victoria dallon and she keeps saying "i don't know who that is" and I'm like are from under a rock its victoria dallon, and then the manager finally arrives and asks me what the issue is, i say again victoria dallon I need a victoria dallon drawn on the cup, he smiles and nods, "sorry she doesn't keep up with the trends" and whips my order up super quick. I get my order and it's fucking Starlight from the Boys drawn on the cup smh i cant how

WILDBOW MOMENT

A Cosmere Chat discord I'm in has been shitposting about the Cosmere Peacock. You know the one.

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

Who is this impish, impetuous, impertinent, impermanent, imperceptible, impatient, importune, impressive, impudent person here?

Hah, rhetorical question.

I will repaint the mask because this gray color in the photographs looks too light, although in life it is really gray. Also, the lenses have not yet been installed.

This is still a fairly bare suit: it does not have the Imp equipment that should be. But I'm happy with how it looks in the photographs even now (which is quite strange with my perfectionism; apparently, spring and good weather make me more complacent).

People approach me. They hold up an insect to me. I declare it either "wormy" or "skittery". They place the insect in a suitable habitat and then leave.

god I fucking love strawberries

There is currently a category 11 waxillium ladrian moment going on in my brain

you know in a way shinji really was the amy dallon of eva

you know in a way shinji really was the amy dallon of eva