Narrator's voice: "You wake up to the strange sensation of a vampire biting your neck. And a githyanki undoing your pants. And a wizard eating your boots."
In a surprising twist that I think no one saw comming from early access, Astarion and Halsin are like totally opposite ends of whatever gay motherfucker spectrum theyre on
Astarion presents himself as alluring, flirty, desirable, sexually available, ect ect, but it's entitely preformative. If given a choice he'd happily go without it all for as long as he can.
Meanwhile Halsin is the most regular, sober, sensible dude ever who probably smells like damp leaves and dirt, and then he just show up one night like "i wanna fuck nasty like the oak father intended"
I dont think Gortash is sexy personally BUT the man has incredible drip I cannot deny that
Those lil gold claw things on the one hand??? The slutty ass top with the chest hair out???? The middle-aged emo hair with the eyehsadow???
Dude has a fucking vibe and I respect it. Still going to murder him every playthrough for being a dick but damn homie needs a stint on Paris fashion week, I have to see what look he would bring to the Met Gala he fuckin gags
Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.