*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
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The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
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Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked
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“Pit bulls are bred to fight”
Yeah fightin back my tears
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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.
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Those are some damn cleaned glass doors
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How to tell time back in the medieval ages
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