Most heroes: Hi, I’m alive but my parents are dead

Danny Phantom: Hi, my parents are fine but I’m dead

Techno in Genloss [Redraw]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

glad google ai is on top of this

THIS COMMENT IS MAKING ME CRY LAUGHING HELPP

I stopped reading DNIs because 90% of the time they were just fucking inscrutable to me. I’d go to somebody’s page and it would be like “DNI if you’re a COSLA apologist,” so then I would Google COSLA and it was just like “Welp, either things are really heating up in the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities fandom or I still have no idea what the fuck this person is talking about.” Or “DNI if you identify as ANFO.” Okay, well, I definitely don’t identify as Ammonium Nitrate/Fuel Oil, but that’s probably not what you meant (although hey, maybe you did; I obviously don’t know enough about your views on chemical compounds to outright dispute that option).” Like, you have my blessing to hate whatever obscure fandom pairing or super niche kink group you want, but just know I am embracing ignorance on this one and will not be looking that shit up. Peace.

The death's probably a fakeout, but I'd love if the only one who didn't know that was Bruce. For like a year, Bruce is out here soliloquizing about his man pain over accidentally getting his son killed (again), intercut with random panels of Jason at the dentist, chilling at the beach, waiting in line at the DMV, etc etc.

spongebob gaming

i often think of my friend who lives in a lighthouse and the time we were having lunch together and he said he had some new friends over for a movie night and I asked what they watched and he grimaced and said “the lighthouse” and I said “wow. a bold choice to watch with new friends” and he said “I just thought it would be fun since, you know. And well. None of us knew what it was about.”

cannot imagine what that was like for everyone.

hey @humans, do you intend to ever get to the rape threats ive reported to you or are you doing a transmisogyny themed pride month this year?

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I know her tumblr would be fire