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hi-gay-megalizard · 2 years

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We all have to admit for the couple that isn't canon, Stewie and Brian kissed for too many times.

#it's hilarious!

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hi-gay-megalizard · 3 years

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“You put cool wHip on pie! Pie tastes better with cool wHip!”

I don’t regularly watch family guy but I find this scene hilarious every time so I wanted to draw it!

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hi-gay-megalizard · 3 years

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I'm going to hell, but here, soft Brewie.

#the only good part of family guy

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hi-gay-megalizard · 3 years

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(pirates everything because big corporations bad) am i helping? is what i am doing helpful? am i making a difference?

#free? thats a good price!

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hi-gay-megalizard · 3 years

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Just gonna leave this for all the Brewie fans out there…

#we won!!!

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hi-gay-megalizard · 3 years

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oh my god where do i even begin o.o

dude. the man is trying to make a joke. diss tracks are out of fun. it’s satire. you’re supposed to think “oh wauw that’s such poor taste”. and saying that he’s greedy... oh my freaking goodness. if he really was so greedy and protective of his position on youtube, he’d got much harsher lengths to keep it.

by the way? the congratulations song is not an apology for making a joke. it’s basically a part 2 of b**** lasagna. another diss track. which is SATIRE. my dude, if you actually looked more into it, you would know that the Coco music video was also with child filter, giving the kids paper cut outs of weapons, and not the real deal. again, satire. if even that whooshed over your head, you shouldn’t get involved with this topic.

also?? he’s been saying multiple times that he wants to go back to being a small channel again(basically calling him greedy is a PLAIN LIE), because youtube for him is to do what he likes, and interacting with his fanbase. being the most subscribed individual on youtube is only a bonus for him. therefore, the diss tracks exist for comedic purposes only. he wouldn’t actually give two flips if others suddenly surpassed him. in fact, he’d congratulate them.

pewdiepie is not a hateful, greedy man child, who is only here for the youtube revenue, or unbelievable fame. he’s a friendly, entertaining man child, who is simply here to do satiric jokes, and play his favorite video games

you hate pewdiepie with a passion? okay. you want him off his position as the most subscribed single individual on youtube? okay. can you do anything about it? probably, if you gather enough people to remove him from the platform? haha, alright, have a good one :)

Why you should hate PewDiePie

I don't want to say this in a hateful way but, PewDiePie sucks. PewDiePie is a troublemaker after all. He is a very great YouTuber in the early days of the platform, but I know deeply that right now he wasn't grateful of his subscribers and the growth of his channel. I'm not saying that PewDiePie swear too much, or he is not family friendly like ItsFunneh, the channel I love and the baseline of my channel, but one thing that really got me attention when it comes to his name: an unholy and not friendly- worst YouTuber ever.

And you might be asking me, why the heck you hate him? Like he is the best YouTuber and he deserved to be number one?

My response: HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT. Why do I answer this?

To be clear, PewDiePie in the early days of battle between his channel and Indian channel T-Series, he is not very grateful and he is angry about that spot. PewDiePie thinks that he is the greatest. Fun fact: he wasn't.

From his YouTube content I can identify that he is greedy about people subscribing to his channel and got that number one spot for almost 4 years. Like who can grab that big subscriber mark first? In the beginning, PewDiePie can. But big companies like T-Series and Cocomelon, dominates the YouTuber with the name Felix Kjellberg.

Based on my research, the reason for this problem that PewDiePie has not used SEO tricks to optimize his video. I mean that if you keyword research and insert tags that is relevant to the video at hand, and put that in sync with the title and description of the video. I did SEO tricks like those to increase my subscribers and views. But PewDiePie doesn't. This is why PewDiePie doesn't get many subscribers.

But the only thing that I hate is that he is greedy and he hates people who climbed to surpass PewDiePie in subscribers. Like his diss track against T-Series got blocked by the Indian government. PewDiePie said sorry with his song Congratulations. But I think the Swede has broken his promises and did the same mistake again.

PewDiePie recently released another diss track, this time against Cocomelon. Now he is more greedy than before, because PewDiePie is going to lose the throne again.

This is why I hate PewDiePie. The music video for a diss track titled "Coco" is why I hate him.

Cocomelon is very family friendly. But he tries to ruin Cocomelon using nothing but swear words and heck, the music video has children saying swear words and PewDiePie hired these children to destroy a melon (Cocomelon) on screen, using guns and explosions.

This is against the law and is against YouTube's community guidelines. That's why Coco is removed from YouTube and I agree with them.

PewDiePie is ruining children's lives and teaching them bad things like swearing and killing people which is not nice. I read on a news page, they have given a clean version of the song that the children can mimic, and the parents are very proud of them seeing themselves on YouTube.

Fact: the children sing that one note of swear word. And I hate it so much, and that's way inappropriate for humans this age.

Here's a sentence that you can use to improve your attitude, Felix: stop being greedy and accept it. Accept that others should have many subscribers as you. And please do not hate other creators for surpassing your achievement. They deserved it. You didn't work hard on your videos, so others deserved the throne and not you.

Please apologize, PewDiePie.

- Funnehmemer

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hi-gay-megalizard · 4 years

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they didn't break up, though we didn't get anything tender either.

I have a fear, and it's an unlikely one, but I think that stewie is growing away from Brian. I know that Stewie doesn't really grow in the family guy universe, but the chance of Stewie drifting away from Brian isn't impossible.

I'm scared. Family Guy, do not do this to me