If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

Spring Nocturne, watercolor by artbyworth

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Transcendence, watercolor by artbyworth

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snoopy loves you but not enough to save you

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

they call me the worm wizard

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

literally my exact thoughts lmaooooo

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

Seinfeld au where everything is the exact same all the characters are the same the setting is the same except that once per episode at a random time Jerry Seinfeld will instantly have all his skin removed and will have to continue for as long as he can remain conscious with the show and everyone else just continues with their lines and steps over his corpse when he finally dies from blood loss or shock but by the next episode there’s just another Jerry Seinfeld and there’s a little bit more fear in his eyes

yes i go out of my way to drive safely around bicyclists, no i dont care about their human lives, i know the fucking perverts are desperately slavering to be slammed and crushed by the beautiful steel of an automobile, trembling and hot with death-drive that only the merciless fenders of my foreverially dealerplated altima can answer, and i simply refuse to give them release.

White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian