heytheredahlia
What's It Like In Nimbasa City?
Committing literary crimes against Pokémon from https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hey__There__Dahlia
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POKEMON SCARVI AU
3 years ago, Juliana was tasked by Top Champion Geeta, also known as La Primera, to investigate a seismic reading found within Area Zero's depths.
Within 3 hours of Juliana's entrance to Area Zero, the seismic reading goes silent.
Within 5 days, a rescue team comprising of three of the Paldea Elite 4 as well as one champion leveled Naranja student are deployed to pull Juliana out.
Within 2 weeks, a quiet excursion comprising of three Naranja Academy students and six Blueberry Academy students are deployed to pull Juliana out.
Within 2 weeks and 3 days, Juliana is officially declared a missing person.
Within 2 weeks and 5 days, Area Zero is officially sealed from all personal, public and private.
Within 5 weeks, Top Champion Geeta resigns from her position as Top Champion, with Elite 4 member and Naranja Academy professor Hassel taking her place.
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thinking about how Florian/Juliana are just as trapped by the narrative as Kieran is.
in the battle against the Paradise Protection Protocol, you have to use Tera Blast. you can’t use any items. even if you try to, it’ll make you.
you can’t tell Kieran the truth. there’s no option to.
you can’t refuse to give the professor the book. they’ll insist on it.
you have to catch the legendaries of the DLC. you can’t refuse to.
you can’t lose a story battle. the story will only ever move forward if you win. it might say you scurried back to a pokémon center, but characters don’t acknowledge that you have.
isn’t it strange how Kieran went to the Dreaded Den for years and never once encountered Ogerpon?
it’s because you’re the center of this world.
the protagonist is the person the story is about.
but they are as trapped in their role as everyone else.
you are the monarch of this world and the crown only fits you.
and it can’t be taken off.
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@dipplinduo
apple...picking? (click for best read :) )
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What if I would add in snippets of glitches?
Like Kieran getting odd nightmares about himself from the canonverse, the reflection of the parallel universe of himself one who was lied to and then driven with jealousy and anger to get stronger and beat the MC and trying to convince him that Iphigenia would push him aside and is a liar to follow down the path he was suppose to?
That would be an interesting addition, but it's just a thought lmao. Not like I'm gonna gun it.
Unless...?
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You know what?
@cosmic-seer?
This insolent fool, this absolute menace against MY good graces,,,
Witnesses:
@kyokokusakabe (suspected accomplice) @heytheredahlia (co-wrote the post) @angelabsol (suspiciously quiet)
#the absolute SHAME#how DARE cosmic do this to you#thesquadtm#context not allowed#my dms are always open <3
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So I'm finally playing the Pokemon DLC that I bought months ago.
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If Koraidon/Miraidon ate Pecharunt’s Mochi do you think they’d do the Driftveil City Toothless dance instead of the chicken dance?
Why would you say this now it won't leave my head 😭 i had to draw it
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In a group call with The Squad™
@angelabsol @heytheredahlia @kyokokusakabe
@cosmic-seer, whose mic is cutting out from their screaming: I DIDN'T WANT A SLICE, I WANTED THE WHOLE PIE.
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You declare "war" like you're any better than us but you ain't slick! Angst goblin.
I'm so proud to call you my friend.
Me: *reading the tags of your last post and sighing* I'm glad my next therapy session is on Tuesday. I am both overwhelmingly excited and utterly terrified for whatever you have coming for us.
:)
:)
Ao3 tags have updated too.
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Live laugh love Peach Smoothie
Ogerpon loves...
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Can I interest you in… more shenanigans?
[PonPon & Pecha from @luxvinova]
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its on sight with these two
Kieranrunt from @marisol124 (please check out her au its so good)
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More uncle submas and nephew Drayton (featuring Blanc) because I love their dynamic.
Slight headcannon but I imagine being partially raised by pokemon is a pretty common thing. With the amount of protags only having one parental figure, I imagine sometimes they'd need some help taking care of the kids. Since pokemon can be pretty intelligent and some of them have been partner pokemon with the parent since childhood, so they're pretty trusted.
So basically, Drayton can go around saying "oh that's my spider mum" at Blueberry academy and it would be a normal sentence.
Also fun fact, Drayton can't tell the twins apart out of uniform. I personally imagine Ingo and Emmet have very different fashion tastes out of uniform but sometimes they like to dress the same to test their loved ones. Drayton fails every time. Don't judge him, I'm an adult and sometimes I can't tell my twin dad and uncle apart.
Also, yeh, Blanc would adopt Kieran if she could. That boy needs some help and it's coming in the form of a clingy mum spider. She'll treat him right. Why is she at Blueberry academy? I imagine the twins would visit Drayton sometimes. They're good uncles.
It took a while for the joltiks to warm up to Drayton. Until they realised he's just a giant joltik and accepted him as their own.
Also, yes, if you could translate what Emmets joltik are saying, they would all speak in train lingo. They don't understand it fully but it's all they know.
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