If y'all wanna know how Canada is doing with the apocalyptic heatwave, an entire town spontaneously combusted the other day and is now Gone

the real allies

Can ppl on here stop hating th army

hell no fuck the army

OH MICHAEL PHELPS CAN TOKE IT UP BUT NOT SHA’CARRI RICHARDSON? DISGUSTING. I FUCKING HATE THE OLYMPICS.

Honestly the funniest and most bizarre Pokemon tcg card I’ve ever seen is the one where it seemed that an aether employee is having a causal conversation w a registeel

hat

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

when ur fav male character isnt romanceable 

knife crow is a dad now omg

I wish I had a partner

I’m in so much pain

confession

I made a Lisa Genshin Impact RP twitter account.....

there isn’t many of them

confession 10

so i bought a fursuit. its being worked on and honestly i hope i get it before october. If halloween actually is allowed to happen then fuck me in gonna wear them

let me be fucking honest

Hey Facebook, I know you cant find this here (maybe you can) but why disable my account? Is there REAL PROOF OF SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY??????  IS THERE A EMAIL YOU COULD HAVE SENT ME????!?!? 

thanks i guess, but seriously, email people. tell me why my account is on pause, why is it disabled. ill continue tweeting you about this if you dont respond tbh.

confession #9

So homestuck is a deadly fandom that hates itself more than any other fandom tbh. So im going to LCC this weekend (London Ontario) and im being Dave, ill have a NB flag attached to me some how. ill do PajamaStuck! dave in june at FCCC (forest city comic con). 

confession #8

ive figured out a few of my kinks - im not sure if i have more or not...

having multiple tumblr accounts makes it so much easier to explore ya’ know?

Confession #7

ASMR. 

Honestly, i had a lot of not so ‘oh okay cool’ thoughts about it. i was confused. and now “oh okay cool” - some scratchy ear stuff or whispering in any language - Me: omfg yes

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, WHEN LATTE ASMR OR TINGTING ASMR UPLOAD SOMETHING, YOU BET IM WATCHING/LISTENING TO IT RIGHT AWAY

Confession #6

 I think LARP is so dang cool. I have stuff to LARP in... FANTASY STUFF, but still. I’m a writer who still roleplays with themselves - like you did when you were a kid, but with yo friends.