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heyconrad · 11 years
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Except I'm way more smarter than that scientist.. or whatever he was. Besides I don't need a machine to make my food -- I'm so amazing I can actually cook.
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Before we know it our world will turn into Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs! Or at least, your kitchen.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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I just really like to cook sometimes -- I've been falling asleep to way too much Rachel Ray, alright?
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Are you planning on throwing a buffet or something?
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Everything -- I bought a ton of cooking foods, snacks, spices, etc. I've been watching a bunch of shows on the Food Network. I could replace Paula Dean.
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$500? On what?
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heyconrad · 11 years
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everytime i get on the dash dies wut is this
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Is it abnormal that I just spent $500 on groceries? Yes. Okay.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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I try, I try. I don't know -- I used to like the mainstream songs like 'Heartless' and 'Love Lockdown', but I don't know about him anymore. I hope North will make him a better person. Or artist.
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Very funny. It’s so easy to make fun of his music, it’s sad.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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It is, isn't it? I don't mean to interrupt but, Kanye had one of the worst songs in the world -- the worst song in the world! My attempt at being hilarious.
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Now that’s hilarious.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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I have never listened to that album, honestly. Kanye's always turned me off and I don't even know why.
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One of my favourite songs, to be honest.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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And the title of the song is 'I Am God'. I think I'm the only one who finds this hilarious.
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Interesting.,.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Kanye has a song featuring God -- fun fact of the day.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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@realchasemcclain: RT hanging with my bro @mrctrevino
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heyconrad · 11 years
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So you can tell then? I've really been working on sleeping with my seaweed wrap on -- moisturizing is important.
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Some people think beauty sleep is a myth but clearly it works for you. Way to go, man.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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I'm pretty much always weird, but thanks for caring.
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Oh, it’s fine. I’m not. You alright? You’re a little more…off than usual.
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Bea: that wasn't even the slightest bit selfish? I'm glad you told me, we can get through it together
C: I got you involved and you cant.. you shouldnt... you shouldnt have to deal with me I dont want to be your burden
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Bea: hey, it takes a while to forgive yourself. trust me.. i know..
Bea: the point is you can do things to make up for it
Bea: what you're feeling right now is guilt, but it could go away if you forgive yourself.
C: I can't.... its gotten too far. I cant even look at myself in the mirror let alone my photoshoots without wanting to gag. I just -- I should have never told you.. that was selfish bc I put you into my shit
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Bea: ok, so you had too much to drink that night. i blame whoever invented alcohol.
C: I'm a fucked up individual Bea... I cant even kiss you without... reliving
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heyconrad · 11 years
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Oh.. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you... if you weren't upset already, that is. He definitely does, because a gal like you can't go unappreciated.
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I almost forgot about that, so thanks for the reminder. Well, thanks - that means a lot. I’m sure he does, but he needs to appear and voice it himself.
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