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heybenlook · 12 hours
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[ID: a post my tumblr user moveslikekeithrichards reading "recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that. they reblog again, adding "recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts." Beneath the post is an image of Eliot Spencer from Leverage with a speech bubble, implying he's saying the post. End ID.]
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heybenlook · 2 days
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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heybenlook · 6 days
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
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Link will be in the reblog!
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heybenlook · 9 days
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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heybenlook · 9 days
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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
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heybenlook · 10 days
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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.
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heybenlook · 10 days
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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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heybenlook · 12 days
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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heybenlook · 12 days
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[ID: an extremely glitched tumblr dashboard featuring four scattered boxes in different colors reading "SKATE or," "DIE, dude," "you either SKATE," "or you DIE," partially overlapping a tall, bright-red post with several small dollar signs at the top, and an obscured tag reading "tu (text cut off) s OUT OF CONTROL" at the bottom. Obscured text below the post reads "liked your post" woah," and there is an "X3" in the top corner. End ID.]
this website peaked on January 29 2015 
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heybenlook · 12 days
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i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account
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heybenlook · 12 days
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[ID: first two images: South Park and Hazbin Hotel promotional images.
third image: meme that reads "i would kill myself at the gate of the airport."
fourth image: tag from akimarshmallow that reads: #us presidential election. End ID.]
BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
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[ propaganda masterpost]
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heybenlook · 12 days
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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web
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heybenlook · 12 days
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heybenlook · 12 days
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give that girl a grilled cheese
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heybenlook · 17 days
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I understand that a lot of people are really into gardening but i think you should refrain from pointing at peoples houses and announcing the sexes of the bushes outside because you might accidentally get the correct ratio of men to women in that household and scare the crap out of the residents inside. Especially if you’re going to end your statement with “that’s why they’re not going to survive”
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heybenlook · 17 days
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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there
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heybenlook · 17 days
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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