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You're a bold kid, Arnold, a bold kid.
Gerald, literally all the time
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Gerald: We're going somewhere to do something.
Timberly: But you just said you're going nowhere to do nothing!
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Gerald: Arnold, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
Arnold: I don't know. What do you think I'm thinking?
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Do me a favor, Arnold, if he hits you, just lay down and stay down.
Gerald Johanssen, a supporting friend 
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Harold: I'll take twelve of them.
Arnold: Harold, twelve low-fat Mr. Fudgies is the same as six regular Mr. Fudgies.
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Praise Thor, the thunder god!
Harold Berman
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Phoebe : What did you think TSP stood for?
Sid: Uh... ten square pounds?
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Lila: [singing] It’s not easy being perfect, it’s not easy being sweet, to constantly amusing and have dainty size 6 feet.
Helga: Milk it princess, you’re breaking my heart.
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Karma is what is called
Arnold: How can she prefer him to me?
Helga: Well, maybe he's just got that certain special something she's looking for.
Arnold: Oh come on, Helga! The guy collects lint! I can't stand looking at them anymore! It's driving me crazy!
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Stinky: I still can't understand how Lila could prefer your plain homely dull as dirt cousin Arnie over you, Arnold. I mean, you're no dapper dan, but you sure are better looking than Arnie. And you're sure a lot more fun to talk to but she does like him better! Look at her glow!
Arnold: Stinky, shut up.
Stinky: What'd I say?
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Happy Family
Big Bob: So what's the stinkin' rush all about? Get married in a year, if you still want to.
Miriam: You won't want to.
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I did like her, you know—even if I didn't actually love her. Hey, what's love anyway?
Doug, Olga’s ex-fiancé
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Wise Old Lady
Mugger: Give me your purse, Granny!
Grandma Gertie: He can have it. It's just a purse, you know.
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Oskar: Of course we can keep this little secret between us, okay? There's no reason for anybody else to know that 'Oskar can't read'.
Ernie: OSKAR CAN'T READ???!!!
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Mr. Kokoshka, I'm sorry but you are a huge loser.
Arnold Shortman
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Huge difference
Big Bob: Alright, back to work, the next word is “clavichord”.
Helga: Please dad, I’m so tired…
Big Bob: Hey, heyheyheyhey, your sister Olga could spell that word when she was five. And what are you, six, seven?
Helga: Nine, daddy.
Big Bob: Whatever. Point is you’re a Pataki and Patakis are winners, right?
Helga: Yes, dad.
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Grandpa: Hey, what’s bugging you short man?
Arnold: I dunno grandpa, it’s just…. I don’t think I have a chance to win this thing tomorrow.
Grandpa: Oh ho ho, now listen boy. You know that your grandma and me will be proud of you no matter how good you do. you don’t have to prove anything to us.
Arnold: I know…
Grandpa: You’re just as smart as any kid there. The only thing that can beat ya is your attitude.
Arnold: You’re right, Grandpa! All I have to do is think positive.
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Helga: Are you even sure you're reading this right?
Arnold: I'm positive!
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