“what do you want for your birthday?”
lower college tuition. my motivation back. a normal sleep schedule. the cold embrace of death. a sense of purpose. some socks would be nice too
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Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
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how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way
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I wanna lose weight but I also like eating crap and lying down
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Nothing.
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BEST SCENE EVER
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every night, hundreds of thousands of people have weird dreams about Justin Bieber, and someone somehow recorded one of theirs
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if you were praised for being smart as a child and now feel devastating sensations of inadequacy when you don’t instantly know how to do something perfectly clap your hands
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USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses
Here’s a diagram to help you understand
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u literally can do this just hmu with ur drama and i’ll be there to help you roast
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if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful
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