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Obsessed with this motherfucker so im gonna drop a few random headcanons about him
ALL ARE SFW AND JUST SILLY STUFF ☝️ im not used to sharing my headcanons publicly like this hyuck hyuck
there’s very little to go off of from this media since all we really have is a pilot with bare , and i MEAN BARE lore to go off of so a lot of this is really me filling in blanks becus im Insane .
> Nordic bunny’s planet has a robotic look to it, i think that he built it himself out of complete boredom along with its inhabitants (that he probably destroys too, out of boredom….)
> I like to think that his guitar strings function like cat whiskers, they aid him in vision and processing the world around him. They’ve definitely busted a few times during battle, causing him to be disoriented for a bit.
> Hates things that are vaguely shaped like snakes (do NOT BRING A CUCUMBER NEAR THIS MAN)
> purrs….meows…does all those silly cat sounds but they’ve got an electric guitar sound effect
> has retractable claws, they do wonders for a man needs a quick escape route !!!!
> related to the thing above, oh he so absolutely adores scratching things up . has the biggest scratching post ever .
> He’s lonely, not like he intends to be but his personality is offputting to many, one of those people who you have a hard time reading into the things they say because every word that comes out of his mouth always sounds insulting. naturally judgmental, thinks he has a keen eye for fashion despite wearing only undies.
> what is his deal with the undies anyways ? i think he has sensory issues so he wears very minimal clothing thinking he’s serving absolute cunt but no ones ever told him how dorky he looked, and if any of his minions did well…..lets just say They’re no longer with us.
> definitely has a weird way of giving gifts…you know how cats bring you things they’ve hunted? well he’s no different, he wants THAT praise he wants you to tell him how competent he is.
> his tail is an indicator of his mood, follows the same rules of a cat .
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LOOK AT HIM. TELL ME THIS ISNT TRUE.
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> claims he can’t fucking stand emotional music, but listens to sad 80s rock . but no one will see that, they’ll see him as the dude who’s constantly blasting oldies metal classics .
> I AM A NORDIC BUNNY FANG HAVER TRUTHER . I JUST KNOW HED HAVE A TONGUE PIERCING TOO .
> he’s so reluctant to touch, he never knows if he fully enjoys it or not, you’ll be petting down his back and feel his back quiver almost like it’s trying to avoid your touch but he’s also - purring…he’s a confusing little guy…
> If he ever does manage to form something vaguely friendship like, he’d suck ass at managing the connection, oh you invite him to a party ? he sends you an image of himself stuck in the toilet with a text underneath saying “SOZZ . CANT GO. TOILET TROUBLEZ”
> that being said , not having a lot of experiences with relationships, he’d have an avoidant attachment style, he’d also. subconsciously be as unlikable as possible, he has no clue what defines being cool and likable he’s a little clung onto “be as cool and mysterious as possible”
> says “mrr?” instead of “hm?”
> Oh. in my mind he uses he/she pronouns . finds comfort in expressing femininity .
> I can’t see this guy having a preference for dating… he will take anyone who can break through the massive thick wall he puts up.
THATS ALL FOR NOW UHHH UHHHH
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this man ^ was sended to gay world for 12 slutty years. too woked!
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hexsisters · 15 hours
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the Shred Force fandom has been coming up with all kinds of ideas about Nordic Bunny...
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so i thought it might be fun to collect them all in one place 🤘🎸 here are my favourite NB theories and headcanons:
🎸 Nordic Bunny's guitar strings behave like cat whiskers when they're broken 🎸 Nordic Bunny's actual body is actually an entire guitar, and the rest of his body is a mech suit, Earthworm Jim-style 🎸 Nordic Bunny has a 'good' twin brother who also has a Flying V guitar head shape, but upside down 🎸 Nordic Bunny eats by gently grating food against his guitar strings and sobbing openly 🎸 Nordic Bunny sleeps in a guitar case, coffin-style 🎸 Nordic Bunny has a little bunny plush named Mr Spikes, wearing spiky cuffs and piercings, whom he sleeps with every night 🎸Nordic Bunny has hooves 🎸 Nordic Bunny used to have far more clothes, but they've worn away over the centuries, leaving him only with his tattered cape, tie, and underwear
we sure are an imaginative bunch!!! 🙈💖
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hexsisters · 15 hours
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chat I'm so tired and looking at my computer screen is like sandpaper to my eyes and brain but I'm here
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Its from that meme
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do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like
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hexsisters · 18 hours
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please imagine master shake singing this
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hexsisters · 3 days
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Nordic Bunny in his first scene of the Shred Force pilot 🎸🤘
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i am astonished that Tumblr hasn't immediately jumped on Nordic Bunny from Shred Force - look at his design!!!! the guitar-body-head, the lipstick, the cat eyes and tail, the tattered cape and platform boots...serving so much cunt that Disney couldn't even greenlight it 😭🤘
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hexsisters · 3 days
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World is mine!!!
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hexsisters · 6 days
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JSAB ponie...
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hexsisters · 7 days
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Sometimes pacifism don't work
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hexsisters · 8 days
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Paradise’s Knight and Princess
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Some Circubit Headcanons , since he's technically undead
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The Blues Brothers (1980)
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hexsisters · 16 days
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"Yeah! I never had any parents, so I was pretty much on my own. For a while, I was being taken care of by this squirrel lady. I'm not sure what ever happened to her."
Guilt by Association--Open AHIT RP
Hat Kid felt her blood turn ice-cold as the person before her picked up the picture that had fallen from her pocket. A picture she'd tried, and utterly failed, to retrieve before they could see it.
A picture of herself and her father, the latter of whom was holding a laughing Hatty above his head, her signature purple top hat atop his own head.
Preparing for the hell that was likely about to be unleashed upon her from the formerly nice person, now that they knew that her father was none other than The Snatcher, the little alien couldn't stop the small whimper that escaped from her.
"...don't hurt me."
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hexsisters · 16 days
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"Thank you so much!" Stella takes her kids with her to the store, picking up the needed ingredients. Using the pons that her child saved up.
@ravensroleplays
Stella is back in Subcon! It's been a hot minute, seeing as she's been busy helping to set up the new settlement that was Bel'ameth. Amirdrassil itself was gorgeous, one of the most beautiful things she'd ever seen, and yet... she found little ways to show it to her beloved.
She wasn't even sure if he would be okay with leaving Subcon or if that was a possibility at all!
"Charles? My love? I'm back!"
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