By Czech writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

going to the dispensary and asking for the strongest weed they have. the worker pulls out a secret jar from under the counter that says "FEMALE ERECTION" on it and contains some mediocre looking bud. you black out immediately after smoking it and wake up with a completely different personality

It may no longer be Halloween but it's not too late for me to have at least ONE treat....

As we conclude our week-long sea-lebration of her birthday, let's reflect on Rosa’s time at the Aquarium!

We’re so grateful for the opportunity to care for Rosa 💙 Help us wish her the fluffiest, happiest 24th birthday!

TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.

Punk is whatever the state fucking hates so I'm sorry to announce to the functionally conservative but contemporary punk isn't leather jackets and punk rock from the 2000s, it's hyperfemininity, it's transsexualism, it's kinky leather harnesses, it's polyamory, it's Black female rappers, it's reading books from the library, it's pirating media, it's sharing your Netflix and Prime and Spotify passwords, it's patching up your thrifted clothes with cute embroidery until they're in tatters, it's "borrowing" groceries from corporations that make up inflation that doesn't exist, it's supporting small weird freaky artists on Etsy instead of buying the newest Official™️ boring low effort promotional image enamel pins, it's drawing and writing the raunchiest most disgusting and freaky porn you could possibly fathom, it's showing off your tits or top surgery scars in public, it's cis women packing and cis men tucking, it's dykefags and fagdykes and boylesbians and girlgays, it's paying for OnlyFans of trans people fisting themselves, it's making up new genders and sexualities and romantic orientations and editing whole new flags for them, it's refusing to label yourself for the gratification of a government that wants to know under what misspelled drafty legislation they should legally kill you

Punk is being/supporting whatever the state currently fucking despises and wants to burn off the face of the earth, not whatever you think is Punk Aesthetic. If you wanna be punk just to look like you were born in the 80s instead of actually BEING PUNK by supporting the degenerates and the freaks and the sex workers and the BIPOC and the transsexuals and the faggots and the dykes, burn your fucking $800 corp bought leather jacket because you're not Hobie Brown you're just a fucking poser.

Punk is fighting the system beside the ones the system is fighting against, Punk isn't a Pinterest moodboard.

Android girl (trying to flirt): *Slaps her own ass* It runs Doom! 🤗🤗

Okay, but hear me out.

A t4t pool/cuddle party. Gender affirming swim and lounge attire are not only totally welcome but encouraged. Like, c'mere you sexy human let's take a dip/cuddle/smooch/eat/drink/just be, comfortably amongst friends.

Trans / GNC pool day sounds amazing and should def be a thing everywhere. I live walking distance from a public pool but will likely never go because of fear of being harassed by some cis scumbag about my body.

Okay, but hear me out.

A t4t pool/cuddle party. Gender affirming swim and lounge attire are not only totally welcome but encouraged. Like, c'mere you sexy human let's take a dip/cuddle/smooch/eat/drink/just be, comfortably amongst friends.

hmm. ublock origin no longer seems to reliably work on youtube for me. unfortunate!

Dogshit mindset rule

people in other industries, what is your industry’s equivalent of this?

I engineered a gang war in grade school, my gang was called the twinks. We didn’t really understand what that meant because it was a very sheltered catholic school in the south.

Other gangs included the box rabbits and the paperclips.

Some of the leaders of the gangs were in my friend group and it was a fun game / rivalry until I got sent to the principle’s office after it was discovered that a member of a rival gang was drawing stick figure depictions of my demise and posting them on deviant art.

I got in trouble for this somehow, but the principle was unaware that this was due to a secret gang war and was more concerned over people going to a website called “DEVIANT art?!?!”

Of course the kid drawing this spilled the beans in a plea to get out of trouble, and the gangs were forcibly disbanded. Also this kid tried to tell me his dad was going to sue me for getting him in trouble. I ignored him.

This was like… 5th grade.

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school