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hetamoji · 8 years
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Then I'll be right there when you wake up and I'll have breakfast all made - because you are not going to ruin the mood with your adorkable practicalities this time, Chiaki-chan, I absolutely forbid it. We're going to be cute and domestic no matter what you say.
I'm going to sneak in a few gestures you can use to trigger set responses, like those old AOL "away" messages, but with a heavier emphasis on morse code. You'd be able to send me a series of timed taps that would spawn one of like, five, presets. So I'd be all like "hey cutie" and you'd be all like "tap tap tappity" which would just magically turn into "Junko-chan I love you, but I'm in class right now". See? I'm a genius.
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  … Actually, I think it would be better if I was turned off for that. A nap sounds… really nice right now. 
   I mean… yes. Mm, this is the best idea I’ve heard for our situation, I guess. How discrete can I really be like this? If I open my mouth and speak without anyone around or in the middle of class, it’ll always look suspicious, right? I can always listen, but speaking is an entirely different topic.
    I’ll be there soon though. Please be careful when… playing Frankenstein, okay?
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hetamoji · 8 years
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Hey, no, c'mon. It'll be sexy, I promise. I'll steal some nurse stuff and bend over just all the time, you'll love it.
I'm going to structure it like a basic groupchat, actually. You'll have to activate it, but you'll get notifications when I'm trying to talk to you and you'll be able to just slam into my headphones literally when-ev-er! I mean, it's not like I have conversations for you to interrupt. We can use it to sneak around, too, wouldn't that be nice? Don't you get lonely in that big miserable building without me?
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  Hmmmm?
  Saying that you want to play Frankenstein with me… doesn’t really motivate me to come over faster. Saying ‘update’ or ‘upgrade’ would probably work better. … I’ll be over soon though. If you’re going to mess with my body anyways, a cute outfit doesn’t matter too much does it?
    … How would I turn them off? I don’t want you to hear everything I say, you know. I don’t always want to hear you either. What if we’re in a private conversation? What could we do then…? 
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hetamoji · 8 years
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@hetamoji has joined the chat!
i walked aaaaaaaall the way to the shops and back today, wheres my applause??? ; n;)/ anyway what did i miss
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hetamoji · 8 years
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Hm.
Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  - !!
Chiachii, Chichan, I think I've got it. I think I've solved it. I think I have absolutely and without a doubt seen through to the other side of this conundrum. Put on your cutest outfit - great! - and hurry up after me, we have to kick Yasuke out of the labs so I can play Frankenstein again.
You're going to love this, trust trust trust me, I've done it, I've hacked it, by god. I'm going to put a speaker in your ear and a microphone in your mouth so we can gossip all the time and never ever ever get caught!
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  Isn’t that the point though…? A normal student that keeps to that identity; that’s why… I’m not in the main course, right? … I don’t need anyone to impress me, so it’s okay.
   I’m sorry, I really used to referring to most people like that– Besides, last time I tried to visit you I had to scale a brick wall and cause property damage to do it. I definitely want to see you more, but… 
   Junko-chan, you might just have to face it that I can’t see you all the time as much as I would like to.
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hetamoji · 8 years
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        “ SYSTEM ERROR. REBOOT?
                                      CODE: NANAMI_CHIAKI.EXE
        TITLE: RESERVE COURSE STUDENT.
                                       REBOOT COMPLETE!  ”
                                           { art credit. }
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hetamoji · 8 years
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I know, I know, it's just - you're gone so often, proving to those boring idiots that you deserve their attention! When you're the one! They should be fighting to impress! 
And then you come back all formal again and it just breaks my heart, it does. Aren't we closer than -sans and me having to get up and put on shoes to come see you? Or have - have I been wrong about us, just this whole time?
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  I’ve been doing homework… I skipped class to come visit you at the wall once, remember? Make-up work is… important, so.
   I don’t know any other programmers. … Mm, I don’t trust most other people to invade my coding, so that won’t be happening. Besides, no one likes me like that besides… you. It’s fine, right? I’m here now, so…
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hetamoji · 8 years
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- yeah, there's something I need from you, Chichii! You haven't texted me, like, li-ter-ally all day, and I'm feeling super duper mega high school level neglected.
Be honest, are you cheating on me? Have you found a different, slightly less sexy programmer to brush your hair away from your face and go spelunking into your code? Are we breaking up?
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hetamoji · 8 years
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quick list of important bullets
junko is a programmer! she's from @saionmyoji's swap and will mostly roll out for those crazy kids
accordingly, junko's second talent is neurology. it's different from matsuda's though, just as his analytic talent is different. she's focused on neuroscience as it affects psychology instead of the actual surgery aspects
she's best known on the internet in two different circles - one where she runs an advice blog that swings between really complicated code and casual life advice for her precious tweenage nerd girls, and for her actual breakaway work as far as programming goes. she hasn't created an AI yet, but everyone's certain that it's only a matter of time.
she's a disgusting fucking shut-in who lives in a pile of drinks cans and snack wrappers and wears the same outfit until it's visibly stained
she still started the despair apocalypse! this is a junko's-canon-personality-and-motives-in-a-new-skillset kind of swap, so she's the mastermind always
she'll mistake your nonswap character for her version of them, blah blah blah you know the drill
like this for a starter!
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hetamoji · 8 years
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G-g-g-guess who showered today! That's right, it's Kibougamine's favourite nerd queen, the hot mess of the internet, the shut-in everyone's dying to be seen with!
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hetamoji · 9 years
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あられ. りちゅさま. はるたむ. 
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hetamoji · 9 years
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“6日の撮影のときのぷりくらだよん♡
ぎゃるに囲まれるってしあわせね♪(笑)
ってかんぢで渋谷うぃる(´・ω・`)♡”
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hetamoji · 9 years
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Nicki Minaj - “I’m the Best” 
i hear they’re coming for me because the top is lonely what the fuck they gon’ say?
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hetamoji · 9 years
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Oh wow! You totally got it, you're like, psychic!
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You're super duper forever mega right! I don't think anyone has ever been more right about anything than you are right now, Sai - on - jinee! But I bet you can't guess why I'm here, I bet you can't. (I bet you can, but don't tell Hiyoko-chan. She'll get so jealous...)
Ha! I’m the best there is at guessing games, no contest allowed!
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Don’t tell me, I know it! The ghosts know too, it’s the goddess of Yomi, it’s Neekami! It’s big sis Enoshima, right? Right? I’m right!
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hetamoji · 9 years
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GAU~GAU~ by KINO
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hetamoji · 9 years
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Sai - on - jichan! Look who it is, look who it is! Close your eyes and guess, because I super bet you can't!
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hetamoji · 9 years
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How do I break up with my boyfriend and not hurt his feelings?
Never mind his feelings! Tell him you want out, and then get out. You can come back and explain your reasoning in a few years, when it stops mattering. For now - dump him, dump him, d-d-d-dump him! No point in dragging it out now that you know you want something else from this relationship. That is: not being in it!.
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hetamoji · 9 years
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What do you do when you think a boy has a crush on you-- like he's into you, but you think he's kind of silly and kind of pathetic, and you don't know how to tell him to his face he's barking up the wrong tree 'cause you really wanna keep getting nice little things from him?
Hmmm…
Hmmmmmmmm………..
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
It looks like even a certified super-genius-mega-babe like me can’t get the numbers to add up on this one! If you want the crush perks, you have to take all of the other crush stuff with it. Maybe try fixing his personality? It depends on how good the gifts are. Take pictures! Send them in! I’ll tell you exactly how much time you should invest in this doomed makeover before his clumsy advances make you so disgusted you can't not tell him...
Take pictures of his face when you do! Send them in!
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