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herobrine4hire · 29 minutes
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SO EXCITED IM GONNA THROW UP
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herobrine4hire · 1 hour
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Nothing more validating in overwatch than having a one death match and getting 5 endorsements 😩
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herobrine4hire · 5 hours
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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herobrine4hire · 5 hours
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herobrine4hire · 11 hours
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You ever get those ongoing multi chapter fics that you love reading so much that when you finally catch up to the newest chapter you read it extra slow like maybe if I take my time the author might update while I'm reading this chapter
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herobrine4hire · 14 hours
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Hermit A Day May #7 - Mumbo K. Jumbo
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My youtuber is an artist he's so dear to me
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herobrine4hire · 14 hours
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Job market these days is like
REMOTE BOOKKEEPING
$77/hour
90 years experience required
LOWES CART ATTENDANT
6months experience working for Lowe's required
OYSTER SHUCKER
Applicant must be comfortable with standing naked in smashed raw oysters 14 hours a day
BURGER FLIPPER
do not call us
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herobrine4hire · 1 day
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amy and rory should get kissies from the doctor. for enrichment and their health and safety.
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herobrine4hire · 1 day
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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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My sleep schedule be going so good until Honkai Star Rail updates
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church
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herobrine4hire · 2 days
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hello beloveds ☺️
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herobrine4hire · 3 days
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we should make old man tragic yaoi about Mumbo's OCs
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herobrine4hire · 3 days
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liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style
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