💸💵💰💲Money Marge Miracle💸💵💰💲

There should've been a bathroom in this nook that's between the living room & kitchen. Or a laundry area and add a bathroom in the basement.

Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

true friends support your probably-slightly-unhealthy obsession with your favorite fictional character 

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

The Pleiades: Seven Sisters © Craig Stocks

Gamma Cygni

I love trying to parse together anything about the Doctor's Academy years. He was a "terror" for 120 years. He regenerated one teacher and nearly regenerated a second one. He had no friends until school. he put a teacher in a time loop. He made a bacteria that put multi cellular lifeforms into a coma. He was in a band. It took him two tries to graduate with the bare minimum grade. No one can agree how long he went to school for or if he even graduated. He has a doctorate in cheese making. His friends kept trying to get him to join a rebellion and the government kept erasing his memory about it. The doctor is recorded to have attended a gallifreyan university that doesn't exist.

Like, what is this? I love this. Everything and nothing is canon and the world is a beautiful place.

chilling on da sofa 💤

Doctor Who - The Church on Ruby Road

Made a chart for sorting fantheories

GILMORE GIRLS 02.21 | Lorelai's Graduation Day

Today is good day to invade Fire nation.

Fuck: fish boy

I remember The Shape of Water.

Marry: Snake

I'm lower class, I want that wealth-luck. If fraternity guys can sacrifice 3 teen girls to him once a year and get a life of privilege his wife should practically have cash coming out of her vajayjay.

Kill: bezoar

I do not accept the mind-controlling squid mother as Overlord. Her offspring putting their tentacles on your face while you sleep, scurrying around rooms like an uncatchable bug, and latching onto backs to hook into your brain is so creepy.

fmk: the bezoar with the eggs, the snake from the culty fraternity, fish swim team

Fuck: Snake

Marry: fish boy

Kill: bezoar

for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French

I just wanna read my silly little books and write my silly little stories and not feel quite so miserable thanks.