couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

Assassin's Creed Origins Bayek & Senu

Unlike the Empress, we will not be charmed by your parlor tricks. DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION 2014, dev. BioWare

Assassin's Creed: Origins The False Oracle

I die, my work unfinished. So close, so very close to ushering in the perpetual rule of the strong and virtuous! The vault will give us the power of the gods - what is one boy?

Assassin's Creed: Origins Ambush in the Temple

Hide well, for the Wanderer stalks your path!

How long will it be, I wonder... Before the Tarnished tire of obeisance to the Two Fingers?

WAIT.

"Tell me, samurai...do you surrender?" GHOST OF TSUSHIMA (2019)

Dragon Age: Inquisition The Wrath of Heaven

They said you... stepped out of a rift, then fell unconscious. They say a woman was in the rift behind you. No one knows who she was.

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

baldur's gate 3 is either a surprisingly bad game despite being good or a surprisingly good game despite being bad. i won't elaborate

So, I semi-recently got into making mead. I took an elective class on brewing and distilling my last semester of undergrad (it was classified as a chemical engineering class, lmao) and I loved it. Distilling is something you can only do with a license, and beer brewing is technically easy, but requires a whole setup I don't have space for. Mead, though, is pretty much just mixing honey and water and letting the yeast go to work (it's also a lot less carbs than beer, which my body appreciates).

The first batch I made was pretty terrible, but it wasn't hard to figure out what I did wrong, and the next try was much better. And since I have chronic gamer disease, once I had the method figured out I obviously had to try some of the Skyrim recipes - after all, if it wasn't for Skyrim, I probably wouldn't even know what mead is. I started with the Honningbrew recipe from the official Elder Scrolls cookbook, and it came out great! I have some ideas on how to improve the next batch (I'd really like more flavor from the apple), but I was proud enough of it to whip up a fun little label in photoshop, so I figured I might as well share it here, too.

Anyway, here's your friendly internet reminder that if you think something looks fun, you can literally just.. go do it. It probably will be fun, even if you're bad at it! No one's stopping you except for you.

FYI to everyone, I've been getting a lot of new bot followers lately, but they don't show up on my activity feed at all. No 'you've got a new follower' email. Nothing. The only reason I've noticed them is because my follower count has gone up randomly. I've already blocked like 5 or so in the last couple days. Watch out for yourselves.

The Chosen One

Yennefer of Vengerberg in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (opening cinematic)