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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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For me, trying to push through my depression, this is an incredibly empowering line to sing!
Ok so Fall Out Boy knows that a lot of their fans are of depressed/suicidal kids that have been through a lot and the fact that in Champion they’re basically tricking these kids into singing “If I can live through this, I can do anything” and scream it at the top of their lungs until they can relate to it and I think that’s fucking amazing
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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So imagine the aliens have no concept of bilingualism. They learn their first language and than it’s fixed, and they can maybe understand a tiny bit if they meet some other alien who speaks a different variant of their language with plenty of gestures and stuff.
 So they come to earth and see a new sentient spices and freak out cause they’re afraid it’ll get violence like it did on the border in home-world where they are fighting over water rights for decades now (or at least they think it’s water rights, but nobody’s sure)  but than humans learn a bit of their language and the aliens minds are absolutely blown away. 
 And maybe their language is just super weird, do it’s really hard to learn, but kids are awesome in languages so they soak it right up. And it’s like 
Alien : “Oh no! If we speak more than a few words near your children they’ll pick up the wrong language and have trouble communicating with their own kind for the rest of their life! How can you let them near us?” 
Human: “false…cubs… lick? learn? Oh… damn it” *turns around*  Amy sweety could you helf us out here ?” Amy: “Hello alien sir! I am Amy, and I speak English, and Russian  and Greek and a bit Alien. –Daddy can I bring Mr.bumblesniff next time to meat Mr.Alien?– Mr. bumblesniff is one of my best friends! but He’s a stuffed animal bunny, so he might be a bit confused about aliens though…” And so, for the first few years, all translators are under 12. They are paid in cookies and a college fund, ( except when Amy told all her class mates the aliens eat puppies, and her parents decided she’s not getting cookies for a month.)   All communication sessions end by 8, cause the translators have to be in bed by 9.  (feel free to add to this if you want) 
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baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
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After almost a month of work this monster is DONE! Congrats Mark on your well deserved 20 million! I can’t wait to see what your beautiful mind will bring us next~
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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When I die I want to be buried with grave goods that make future archaeologists think I was of much higher status than I actually was so that my grave will be referred to as a princely burial and I’ll be remembered by some cool name like “The Colchester Barrow Princess” (I’ve decided that I will be buried in a highly visible barrow, possibly with a ship) and the National Trust will erect a small museum about me filled with entirely incorrect but cool sounding archaeological assumptions
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Australia: We’ve made a film staring Indigenous women!
UK/USA: You’ve fucked up a perfectly good story about a white man is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got representation.
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It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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That's very good to know, thank you! Did they mention when/where videos will be available to watch after the stream?
Hey, you are posting a bunch about the new CR series. I am watching through the original one (I'm up to ep 30) and I want to keep watching it. Does it seem like the new series will be spoiler-heavy? Or do I need to have already watched up to a certain point?
laura made it clear that a lot of people watching this new campaign might not be caught up on the old campaign so NO spoilers will occur and we know that this new campaign is completely separate from the old campaign in terms of characters/time period
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU
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Lightning
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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To the people getting misgendered over the next few days because you’re not out.
Stay safe, I hope your dysphoria stays low, and you are valid. You are exactly who you say you are. Boy, girl, multiple, none, or someone else.
You’re not alone.
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WELL DONE! What’s the course?
Sorry, I haven't been paying attention to my ask box recently!It's a double bachelor degree in Forensic Science and Law!
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helpmeimjim · 6 years
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I'm not much of an artist, but when I do draw, I usually do hear, then eyes. I figure if the drawing is going to be shit, I might as well find out right away!
artists reblog and tag this with which part of the body you start drawing first
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