helpfulapprentice
Helpful-Wizard-Apprentice
Trynna learn the ropes and help all i can!
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Apologies to all of my followers. And mutuals I haven't been interacting with. I have been very overwhelmed with studies and being an adult and stuff:((
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We should normalize saying 'death to America'. It should be a greeting. It should be a prayer we said everyday.
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✨️When you get this ask you have to put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positive vibes are cool)🎶
(contains minor bg3 spoilers)
Little dark age by mgmt
Rat by peneloppe scott
I/me/myself by will wood
bad romance by lady gaga
And raphaels final act fom borislav slavov!!
[Edit, Im also listening to 'this aint a scene its an arms race' by fallout boy, and a stranger i remain from the metal gear rising soundtrack a lot!]
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I'm the happiest wizard in the world!!!
I got a weighted blanket and now I'm all safe n sound!!
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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.
From raindovemodel
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I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THIS MOVIE
I lost it laughing at the lil smooch and wanted to rewind to watch it but kept going chwjxjejsjkdd I- what kinda freaky coincidence is this
fun fact! this is the best moment in cinema history
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*grabs a piece of paper and writes down the crystals on the paper, in an almost robotic way . Before ejecting the crystals one by one*
I thought I could do that! It's like how I pull out my magic items and know what they are!
You’re going to identify auras of crystals now! *they snap their fingers and you can no longer see the individual crystals as they look like identical black voids*
Oh! I've been meaning to try something new out
*ENVELOPS THEM INTO ITS MISTY FORM*
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You’re going to identify auras of crystals now! *they snap their fingers and you can no longer see the individual crystals as they look like identical black voids*
Oh! I've been meaning to try something new out
*ENVELOPS THEM INTO ITS MISTY FORM*
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i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track
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Whats it do?
Another apprentice! Do...do you need help with anything
(@helpfulapprentice)
I need help perfecting my latest evil curse.
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to all terfs i think i say this on behalf of all tumblr wizards when i say
and if you dont fuck off
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*carefully inspects each one with the comically large magnifying glass. Visibly contemplating how it can lick them*
Hey!! I have a parcel of crystals, and I need you to identify each one and its properties
! I would love to
*Its face lights up as it pulls out a comically large magnifying glass*
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Hey!! I have a parcel of crystals, and I need you to identify each one and its properties
! I would love to
*Its face lights up as it pulls out a comically large magnifying glass*
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ARGH YOU ACTIVATED ME PIRATE SLEEPER PROTOCOL
I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK AND MEND NOSEHOLES HAVE FUN EATING
Mend butt rack doesn't work like that, by definition mend only works on things that are broken and we come with a buttcrack by default MORON
*buttcrack is mended*
Ah sonofabitch
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Oh sorry i got you mixed up with someone else, okay!!
*Immediately closes eyes*
I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK AND MEND NOSEHOLES HAVE FUN EATING
Mend butt rack doesn't work like that, by definition mend only works on things that are broken and we come with a buttcrack by default MORON
*buttcrack is mended*
Ah sonofabitch
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