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help-too-many-ideas · 2 years

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“Ok but why exactly do you want to destroy our planet?“

“Because we were ordered to rott out all aliens in this part of the galaxy.”

“But we aren’t aliens. In fact, right now, you are an alien, because you are a stranger here on my home planet.”

“Well, technically….”

“And also, how can you be sure we’re actually from the right part of the galaxy? Who says it hasn’t rotated and the actual problem is multiple light years away?”

“You still measure in light years?”

“Actually we usually use meters and miles, but light years is our longest measure.”

“Oh my god I can’t believe you’re so far behind on technology.”

“Hey don’t insult us! If you would have come here sooner, you could have helped us, since you’re apparently so much better.”

“Hey, we didn’t even know you exist!”

“And now you do. But instead of helping us, you want do eliminate us. Hoo-f*cking-ray.”

“Ok, you just don’t understand the problem your quadrant has-“

“Listen up Mixter or whatever you use! You’re mind set is pretty messed up! You’re first reaction to meeting us is blowing us up? I didn’t blow you up when you showed up on my doorstep.”

“Yes but-“

“You know what, just leave! You clearly need to rethink this whole ‘eliminate this part of the galaxy’ thing, so go talk to your superiors and figure it out and maybe THEN come back. Unless you still want to blow us up, then just stay away and ignore us like you did so far. Seemed to work great for all of us. And since we’re ‘so far behind on technology’, I don’t think we’ll be a problem for you. Good night.”

When it was discovered that all alien civilizations were destroyed by eldritch gods we wondered why they hadn’t done the same to us. Then we learned that the human mind can drive an eldritch god insane.

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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Hmmmmm................

Ok gonna post my three sentences right now her because WHY NOT?

"Is that yes?" "Save it for the court. I already told you I'm not gonna admit to it until we're there."

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

#penny & ateria

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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I plan on posting a real story pretty soon.

Like, I don't know where it'll go or if it's ever gonna get a climax or ending, but I wanna try fill text.

The beginnings in a few words:

Interview

Fall

Disabled

Murder trial

Lying in court

The whole story will take place in an alternate world, similar to ours.

Only two major differences:

Beings like Venom exist

After World War 2, America takes control over Germany and rebuilds it alone, turning into the United Country of Germany

(with venom I mean that thing in the MCU. I haven't watched the movie, but there will be some beings like that later in this fic, so you might notice some similarities.)

(also I am not disabled and I don't know if anything I'm going to write will make sense. So please keep that in mind.)

#Penny and Ateria #first post of a prompt

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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Quick change:

I now have some reasons on why Klaus is at war and I had a funny crack short story that I'll be posting tomorrow.

Also: Diana is now an aroace. There will probably be a few jokes in that direction, but I don't intend to make it the focus of the story.

She was already accepted by the people she cares about, and she feels comfortable with this, so yeah. No problems caused by that.

Although I don't know whether I should make Noall and Beehive slightly homophobic or not.

Ok so this isn't really a prompt but just a whole bunch of characters for a story.

It's not finished, and you can tell me what you think or what you would add if you want to!

Artemis

Diana Luna(23)

Hair colour: blue

Eye colour: a very dark brown, almost black

Ability: None (or that's what she thinks), actually teleportation and very strong levitation/telekinesis

Job: Waitress

Status: Commoner

Other stuff about her:

Was born with the spark gifted ones are born with but hasn't shown any ability yet

Kind and openhearted

Making her laugh is a piece of cake

A little shy

Always switching the restaurants she works at(to the flying pig, no meat but meet(it's vegetarian) and the red-radish-dish(vegan))

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Klaus van Luxfelis(29)

Hair colour: blonde

Eye colour: a dark green, with a hint of blue

Ability: can walk into your memories, also can take people with himself, that includes showing them his or their memories

Job: he doesn't have or need one

Status: Earl

Other stuff about him:

charming

at war against Solaria (I don't have a reason can someone please help me?)

heraldic animal: falcon

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Andrea Noxa(36)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: a bright brown

Ability: can make her voice sound like speaking with a microphone and speakers (so it's pretty loud)(and no no auto tune lol)

Job: president and leader of the army of Solaria

Status: rich, also former royalty

Other stuff about her:

Gave up her status as duchess to run for president

Very clever

Blames Klaus for the death of her parents

former heraldic animal: wolf

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Sam(25)

Hair colour: blonde

Eye colour: red

Ability: can tell anyone's age in years, even on photos

Job: owner and cook of the no meat but meet

Status: commoner

Other stuff about him:

huge crush on Diana, but knows she's not into him and accepts that (though of course he's still hoping)

Just can't give up eggs and milk meaning he can't be vegan

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Arthur Susach(48)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: a dark blue

Ability: can hold his breath until he dies of old age as long as he needs to

Job: owner of the flying pig

Status: almost rich

Other stuff about him:

Was the first to offer Diana a job

He thinks of her as his daughter

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Tom Susach(21)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: brown

Ability: can't get sick

Job: soldier

Status: like his father almost rich

Other stuff about him:

him and Diana are like sister and brother

now fighting in the war

Makes the best spaghetti with any sauce you want

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Ran Dom(70)

Hair colour: grey

Eye colour: grey

Ability: can change his hair colour

Job: owner and cook of the red-radish-dish

Status: commoner with a little more wealth

Other stuff about him:

want more customers but refuses to shoot commercials to out them on the intermet or whatever that thing is called

Can get a little bit grumpy

has indeed a sense of humor

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Stefan Noall(39)

Hair colour: as blonde as you can get

Eye colour: a light brown with a hint of green

Ability: none

Job: reporter

Status: rich

Other stuff about him:

Pretty much an asshole

Thinks he's the star of his reports, not the actual celebrities

Arrogant as f*ck

Claims he's just a wealthier commoner

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Katalia Feles(25)

Hair colour: black with grey stripes (like a cat)

Eye colour: golden cat eyes (like with the slits instead of round)

Ability: can see in the dark pretty good (duh)

Job: like Klaus, she doesn't need or have one

Status: Duchess

Other stuff about her:

Interested in a romantic relationship with Klaus

his insider

Likes Andrea

Heraldic animal: black panther

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Lala Zong(32)

Hair colour: dyed differently every other week, usually a shade of pink

Eye colour: blue

Ability: none

Job: singer

Status: rich

Other stuff:

Signs as L@la

Sassy, especially when it comes to certain arrogant reporters who act like know-it-alls

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COUNCIL OF SOLARIA

Vanessa Warbellum(33)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: blue

Ability: weak telekinesis

Job: member of the council

Status: Countess

Other stuff about her:

friends with Andrea since middle school

Would like to be soldier but her parents think it's not ladylike

heraldic animal: she doesn't have one, her family just has two crossed swords

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Leopoldo van Beehive(53)

Hair colour: yellow (born with it)

Eye colour: black/brown-ish

Ability: none

Job: member of the council

Status: Baron

Other stuff about him:

Doesn't like Andrea and vanessa

Would like to be president but he never even gets to run

Not a good strategist

Knows how the people's reaction to decisions pretty good

for some reason can't dye his hair

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Noah Moria(62)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: brown

Ability: remembers everything anyone ever said around him, or did around him

Job: member of the council

Status: wealthier commoner

Other stuff about him:

Extremely rational

Can come off as cold

If you haven't done anything bad, he's friendly. If you did something really bad,....... Good luck.

Reads a lot (and remembers everything), even the same book multiple times, sometimes even two or more times in a row

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Anna Jang(25)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: a very light shade of blue

Ability: none

Job: member of the council

Status: commoner

Other stuff about her:

the "new girl"

a little bit too excited for literally everything (say people like Leopoldo)

has a lot of energy

Good at every sport except basketball

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Yeah that's it.

So there are already characters that I intend to be so you don't like them, like Stefan know-it-all (that's literally how he got his name), and as you can see, I'm not really creative with names, most of them are latin words mashed together with English or with a few changed letters.

I still like them though.

As for story wise, I have a few ideas, and I intend to share them with you soon, but feel free to send me asks about this before I do that as well, maybe I'll answer them in the next post or I'll answer them normally, we'll see!

Have a nice day, see you soon,

RDS by DianaLuna13

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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What happens when I misunderstand someone:

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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Ok so this isn't really a prompt but just a whole bunch of characters for a story.

It's not finished, and you can tell me what you think or what you would add if you want to!

Artemis

Diana Luna(23)

Hair colour: blue

Eye colour: a very dark brown, almost black

Ability: None (or that's what she thinks), actually teleportation and very strong levitation/telekinesis

Job: Waitress

Status: Commoner

Other stuff about her:

Was born with the spark gifted ones are born with but hasn't shown any ability yet

Kind and openhearted

Making her laugh is a piece of cake

A little shy

Always switching the restaurants she works at(to the flying pig, no meat but meet(it's vegetarian) and the red-radish-dish(vegan))

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Klaus van Luxfelis(29)

Hair colour: blonde

Eye colour: a dark green, with a hint of blue

Ability: can walk into your memories, also can take people with himself, that includes showing them his or their memories

Job: he doesn't have or need one

Status: Earl

Other stuff about him:

charming

at war against Solaria (I don't have a reason can someone please help me?)

heraldic animal: falcon

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Andrea Noxa(36)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: a bright brown

Ability: can make her voice sound like speaking with a microphone and speakers (so it's pretty loud)(and no no auto tune lol)

Job: president and leader of the army of Solaria

Status: rich, also former royalty

Other stuff about her:

Gave up her status as duchess to run for president

Very clever

Blames Klaus for the death of her parents

former heraldic animal: wolf

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Sam(25)

Hair colour: blonde

Eye colour: red

Ability: can tell anyone's age in years, even on photos

Job: owner and cook of the no meat but meet

Status: commoner

Other stuff about him:

huge crush on Diana, but knows she's not into him and accepts that (though of course he's still hoping)

Just can't give up eggs and milk meaning he can't be vegan

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Arthur Susach(48)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: a dark blue

Ability: can hold his breath until he dies of old age as long as he needs to

Job: owner of the flying pig

Status: almost rich

Other stuff about him:

Was the first to offer Diana a job

He thinks of her as his daughter

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Tom Susach(21)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: brown

Ability: can't get sick

Job: soldier

Status: like his father almost rich

Other stuff about him:

him and Diana are like sister and brother

now fighting in the war

Makes the best spaghetti with any sauce you want

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Ran Dom(70)

Hair colour: grey

Eye colour: grey

Ability: can change his hair colour

Job: owner and cook of the red-radish-dish

Status: commoner with a little more wealth

Other stuff about him:

want more customers but refuses to shoot commercials to out them on the intermet or whatever that thing is called

Can get a little bit grumpy

has indeed a sense of humor

----------

Stefan Noall(39)

Hair colour: as blonde as you can get

Eye colour: a light brown with a hint of green

Ability: none

Job: reporter

Status: rich

Other stuff about him:

Pretty much an asshole

Thinks he's the star of his reports, not the actual celebrities

Arrogant as f*ck

Claims he's just a wealthier commoner

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Katalia Feles(25)

Hair colour: black with grey stripes (like a cat)

Eye colour: golden cat eyes (like with the slits instead of round)

Ability: can see in the dark pretty good (duh)

Job: like Klaus, she doesn't need or have one

Status: Duchess

Other stuff about her:

Interested in a romantic relationship with Klaus

his insider

Likes Andrea

Heraldic animal: black panther

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Lala Zong(32)

Hair colour: dyed differently every other week, usually a shade of pink

Eye colour: blue

Ability: none

Job: singer

Status: rich

Other stuff:

Signs as L@la

Sassy, especially when it comes to certain arrogant reporters who act like know-it-alls

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COUNCIL OF SOLARIA

Vanessa Warbellum(33)

Hair colour: brown

Eye colour: blue

Ability: weak telekinesis

Job: member of the council

Status: Countess

Other stuff about her:

friends with Andrea since middle school

Would like to be soldier but her parents think it's not ladylike

heraldic animal: she doesn't have one, her family just has two crossed swords

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Leopoldo van Beehive(53)

Hair colour: yellow (born with it)

Eye colour: black/brown-ish

Ability: none

Job: member of the council

Status: Baron

Other stuff about him:

Doesn't like Andrea and vanessa

Would like to be president but he never even gets to run

Not a good strategist

Knows how the people's reaction to decisions pretty good

for some reason can't dye his hair

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Noah Moria(62)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: brown

Ability: remembers everything anyone ever said around him, or did around him

Job: member of the council

Status: wealthier commoner

Other stuff about him:

Extremely rational

Can come off as cold

If you haven't done anything bad, he's friendly. If you did something really bad,....... Good luck.

Reads a lot (and remembers everything), even the same book multiple times, sometimes even two or more times in a row

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Anna Jang(25)

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: a very light shade of blue

Ability: none

Job: member of the council

Status: commoner

Other stuff about her:

the "new girl"

a little bit too excited for literally everything (say people like Leopoldo)

has a lot of energy

Good at every sport except basketball

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Yeah that's it.

I still like them though.

Have a nice day, see you soon,

RDS by DianaLuna13

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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What happened on sunday

So now I wanna take these through different universes.

Let's start with Miraculous.

Let's say you get to fight with the monkey miraculous on Sunday a few times. This version of you will get more experienced.

Now one fight isn't on a sunday. It'll be a first for you again, you will look different, you'll call yourself different, your fighting style will be different.

And the only one that's going to be confused at first is the one giving you the miraculous, probably LB. But then the others will notice that they're always fighting with someone else during the week than on sunday.

Weird.

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Tell me your thoughts on this, I know it's short.

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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Always positive/Always negative

Now these are two prompt which are the opposites of each other.

For both of them we need:

the miraculous ladybug universe

Gabe having character development

a certain girl called Diana Luna

Now for the first one!

Always positive starts shortly after chameleon.

So Lila is back, has everyone wrapped around her finger except for Marinette and Adrien, they're still in their two love squares, and the heroes all got their miraculous.

Now this is where Diana comes in.

Her family moved to Paris a few days ago, and now she's going to attend the same school as the Miracuclass. She's even gonna be in it.

Now Diana is a special girl. She's always positive. Meaning she can't feel any negative emotion at all.

She learned to identify when she would have those feelings though, as for when she'd doubt something, there'd be a lack of trust.

So when she enters the class, first she introduced herself.

It goes a little bit like this:

"Hey everybody, I'm Diana Luna. Me and my dads moved here a week ago and now I'm gonna be in your class. I really enjoy reading, singing and drawing. Oh, and a quick note, I can't feel any negative emotions. However I notice when I should. I hope you'll accept that. If you don't believe me, then don't. If you do, THANKS A LOT! Yeah, that's it. I hope at least some of you believe me, and that those few will end up my friends!"

And that got a lot of different reactions.

Adrien, with his heart of gold, would of course believe her, and maybe be like hey, one person I don't have to save.

Marinette would be like wait should I pity her or not. Wait she probably doesn't want me to pity her. Wait can she even not want something- (more internal spiraling)

Lila would be like she should be an easy target if what she says is true. She can't feel doubt after all.

To only name those three.

So of course, as it is the only free seat, Diana goes to sit next to Lila. Who of course wants to start one of her stories, but Diana is like "can we talk later? I wouldn't want to miss out on my first lesson, ok? Thanks!" And Lila is just so confused about this new girl that she in fact DOES stop.

After the lesson of course, she'll try her stories, maybe I'll write something short for that.

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Now you will realize that when they actually want to, Gabriel can be smart.

And he actually is this time too.

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(after miracle queen, and after gang of secrets)

Nadja:Don't be bemused, it's just the news. It looks like Shadow Moth has taken on an even newer form! Yes, I'm being told that .......... Scarlet Shadow has made an announcement!

If anyone was able to resist negative emotions when facing all of his sentimonsters and the akumas he send out, he would surrender the butterfly and the peacock miraculous to them.

However, if the heroes weren’t able to find a person, they had to give him theirs.

They get multiple tries, but once started, they only have 24 hours until they have to give up if they don’t succeed.

If you think you could do it, please call us immediately.

So far the list of sighted sentimonsters are guilt, the giant lollipop monster and Ladybug.

The akumas are Animaestro, Gamer 2.0, Copycat, Sandboy, Dark Cupid, Horrificator, Reverser, Silencer, Reflekta, Lies and Truth.

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LoL I actually made the picture for this

ANYway......

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Of course Marinette and Adrien immediately think of Diana. But they're both not sure if she's able to do it.

I mean, they could just try to defeat all of the akumas, even taking on a fake Luka or someone copying him, cause he's akumatized two times, but only a few people know that.

But she's the only person they know, so they plan on asking her, but they think they have to figure out a way to convince their partner to trust her.

Meanwhile Nadja gets akumatized once again.

Then Diana calls the studio and she picks up, but since she still sound like Nadja, and it's over the phone, she doesn't notice it's not her.

So now Hawkmoth knows there is a candidate.

That's why he sends Copycat and Sentibug there.

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I'll finish this tomorrow, now I REALLY wanna talk about the other one, cause it's a little bit longer.

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So now for the second one:

So this one start shortly before miracle queen.

And it's not really a happy beginning.

........

It hurt.

It hurt so much.

Why did she do that?

If she wants the others so badly to see a happy mother and daughter, why can't we at least try to be that?

Why?

Why so hard?

It hurts.

It hu-

............

Marinette comes out of Fu's massage shop when she sees her.

Lying on the floor, bruises everywhere you can see. Shivering. Outside with only her PJs on, in the pouring rain. Curled up.

She immediately knocks at his door again and they get her inside.

.............

Warmth. That's the first thing she felt when she woke up. When she opened up her eyes, she saw a girl, looking worriedly at her.

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So Diana woke up in Fu's shop. Of course she's scared at first, but she quickly opens up to them, since they're kind to her.

Now the thing with THIS Diana is that she can't feel positive emotions. But she is able to feel the lack of them, and she can control them pretty well, since she delt with them her whole life.

Sooooooo........……..………………………………...........

What's the deal with her mother?

She's just a big asshole. She wants everyone to believe they're a happy family. She started beating her husband after they got married because he said they should talk about their problems rather than ignoring them.

Like their child not being able to feel positive emotions.

But she didn't want to hear it. He left them soon after Diana turned 6. Whick made it harder for her mother to keep up the image. But miraculously, she managed. (Pun not intended)

So, since she couldn't beat him anymore, she started beating her daughter.

At the beginning it didn't hurt that much. Maybe she still had a fragment of a moral code left inside her or something and didn't want to beat a child.

But it got worse after Diana turned 10. Because she couldn't be homeschooled forever.

So whenever her mother found out that someone knew they weren't always happy, she punished Diana for not being a convincing actor. Which means she hit her.

But the problem is that these other children don't forget like this. And of course they talk to their parents.

So one day when everyone is having cake, on of the mothers asks about it, not expecting there to really be anything. But then a father says his child said something similar too. Another mother says her twins noticed something too.

And with that, the illusion breaks.

Diana runs out of the room crying.

Later her mother beats her up again and again and again. When she thinks Diana is unconscious, she takes a break and tries to fix everything with her friends. That's the moment Diana escapes.

She can barely walk, she's cold, but she just wants to get away from that monster. She wouldn't even care if she was akumatized now probably. This can't get any worse.

And that's where I started.

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From here on, it'll get better, and even a little bit funnier.

Now being a teenager, and her mother not being around to 'keep her in check', her emotions grow bigger and louder.

One day when Hawkmoth opens his window to look for a victim, all he senses is the burning anger of a 14-year-old..... Normally a perfect victim. But OH BOI is he wrong.

Punisher, I am Hawkmothe. You have been-

Oh shut up and get out.

Then she throws away the bracelet the akuma entered.

This happens often, because her emotions are just always there. She's sorta blocking his radar.

She doesn't WANT to try to reduce the negative emotions. She's finally NOT suppressing them but letting them out. And she doesn't need a f*cking akuma for that.

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Now Gabriel isn't dumb. Well sometimes he is, especially with twelve specific akumas. But not in this story. Oh no.

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"I don't know what to do Nathalie, she's blocking my view, I can't sense anything."

"What exactly is the reason you can't akumatize her?"

"She keeps throwing away that bracelet of hers the butterfly always enters."

"Then I suggest finding out what is her problem and feeding into it so she won't be able to refuse your offer...."

"Yes........ Thank you, Nathalie."

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No, I won't tell you, now GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Didn't you listen? I

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SAID

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I WON'T

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TELL YOU!!!!

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This isn't working, I need to try something different..............

Ok, one more try......

Punisher, I am-

Don't. Even. Think. About it. Hawkface.

Ok, ok, I won't, but your blocking my radar, could you please calm down?

So you don't want to push me into akumatization?

Well I'd want to but it doesn't work. So I-

Are you siriously singing right now?

What, you said I should calm down. Singing helps me calm down.

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See you tomorrow!

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help-too-many-ideas · 3 years

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What happened on sunday

Now the "funny" thing for sunday-you:

If something happened on a Sunday that was a year ago, you will remember it pretty good, cause it was only 52 days ago.

But that also includes remembering the cause of something.

Like a kidnapping.

You already saw I want to give Amon a f*cking moral code.

So let's say he has that.

A little bit before the big attacks start, you, a non-bender, get into an argument with that guy in the park.

Then, after the pro-bending arena thing, you see him again. And you just talk back to him when he claims something.

And you end up in another fight with him, but miraculously manage to get away without getting hurt.

The only problem: Amon was there to witness both conversations. (Btw both fights were only verbal and happened on a sunday)

Your family now decides to move away the next week, cause the city is too dangerous. After Amon is defeated, you come back.

So the funny thing is:

He survived. And some people now start to follow him again, who were afraid to do so before because they were benders.

So now there's an underground group of benders, united by the bloodbender-terrorist Amon.

Great.

And he suddenly sees you again.

And he thinks, man, that girl sure was brave, even when the attacks were getting worse...... I wanna know what that was about. She IS a non-bender after all, she should have believed me....................

So yeah

He orders some of his followers to kidnap you.

This happens on a friday.

Now you see, your personalities are quite different. While you're more of a Korra on sunday, your more polite and have a heart of gold on the other days. It's practically a earthbender on the weekends, airbender during the workdays thing.

So the girl they kidnap doesn't behave like they think she would.

You're just like.... Shit. How did I get into this? What did I do? Why did they do this? Oh wait, they're probably just following orders..... Has anyone ever been nice to them?

So you decide to be nice to them. This continues on saturday.

You get to the place you'll be kept at saturday night. And you go to bed thinking that the other you that probably exists will be terrified and confused.

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24:00

............

What happened?

Where am I?

Did we move again?

Am I sleeping at a friend's house?

No, she's normally careful with this.

So we probably moved.

Ok, I'm gonna make me some breakfast then-

Wait why are my legs tied together?

Did my parents adopt an older brother and he's playing tricks on me?

Ugh.......

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See you again soon for the next post!

#what happened on sunday prompt

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