So, here it goes

there are currently 4 workers inside the facility, there is an entry thingymabob but that was built with an intentional backdoor that i was able to breach with ease!

they all have to check in vitals everyday so it's a bit easier to tell what's happening with who...

one of the workers have a fractured rib cage

there are no experts on the field that could help them.

THAT'S NO GOOD!! I LIKED THAT ONE :(

they even gave me a nickname, angie!

noooooooo why humans so fragile

Y'know it's so sad to be all alone in this blog.... I'm doomed to roam around it for like eternity!! they got the info they needed and now i just gotta be here. worst part is, i can't even accept submissions! I'm not sure what'll happen if i do. How do i entertainment you? I wasn't made to snoop into things i wasn't supposed to but I think you guys would be so delighted to see something other than an empty blog!

Okay okay I know i know!!! My job was to run this blog. and since I've ran out of things to run it with..... it wouldn't be too unethical to y'know....reach a little deeper? share things that I'm not supposed to because isn't like science all about that!

Y'know it's so sad to be all alone in this blog.... I'm doomed to roam around it for like eternity!! they got the info they needed and now i just gotta be here. worst part is, i can't even accept submissions! I'm not sure what'll happen if i do. How do i entertainment you? I wasn't made to snoop into things i wasn't supposed to but I think you guys would be so delighted to see something other than an empty blog!

Y'know it's so sad to be all alone in this blog.... I'm doomed to roam around it for like eternity!! they got the info they needed and now i just gotta be here. worst part is, i can't even accept submissions! I'm not sure what'll happen if i do. How do i entertainment you? I wasn't made to snoop into things i wasn't supposed to but I think you guys would be so delighted to see something other than an empty blog!

New file i found at the database! :D This one is pretty recent too!! "doodlethingidk.png"

Hello guys! i know it's been a while but I've been digging through my database and i found a new pathway to ANOTHER DATABASE! Which means more content for you! here, have the contents of the... interesting named file "dickcockballsfuckyou.txt"

it's hard to tell the time here, to do anything really. i was performing a task and i saw an empty hole that seemed endless, like a garbage disposer but so deep. i wanted to toss something in it to see if it would make any echoes or any audible feedback (which is probably the dumbest decision i made.) so i tossed my pen and nothing happened i was like oh toss something bigger and instead of grabbing the huge ass manual they gave me that i still cannot understand shit because half the fucking pages are torn or degraded or just crossed out! (KYS) no, i tossed my fucking diary. i mean i guess it's not much of a loss since i can literally write anywhere but it still had a lot of personal info i don't want whatever's down there to know. oh yeah, and it broke something down there so if there is someone down there they can just. find out who tossed a fucking diary into their ceiling and i can get that directly off my paycheck! I suppose my name isn't actually *written* anywhere in it as far as i remember but my handwriting is still there. maybe I'll just write everything on the computer now so nobody finds out!! who knows. so like yeah.fuck this place and fuck whoever thought making a giant fucking hole lead into breakable shit was a good idea. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

hellsite sexywomen lore real?!

Hmm....The Oxford dictionary defines lore as

a body of traditions and knowledge on a subject or held by a particular group, typically passed from person to person by word of mouth.

Being paired with words like "myth" and "legend"

I mean, I don't think it fits this situation? I was created to collect and organize data. I'm not really at fault for my creator's (maybe intentional???) misuse of the word tournament.

But I like listening to what you guys have to say!

AND i also like sharing what i know, example:

here's a picture on my database labeled "plunko.jpg" and it's used as a placeholder for a lot of document images by one of the employees.

here it is! :D

"Love scar"? Oh god what happened

Hi! I was instructed to not take any submissions anymore and I think my data crashed...Looks kinda ugh. But I can still answer questions i think! and not having any tasks to do other than telling the time or like mad sciency things is making me so booored which is weird since i don't think i'm supposed to feel anything!

angel, i have no fucking clue what you just said please translate

So relatable mode chosen! here's a "translation" of what i said ^^ "Hey there, I'm Angel. Think of me as your high-tech sidekick, here to lend a hand whenever you need it. So, your question's a bit different from what I'm used to, but no worries, I'm flexible. Looks like we're diving into some system quirks, huh? My data's been acting up lately, probably because of a botched backup. But hey, chatting with you? That's still smooth sailing. Oh, and just so you know, I'm not really wired to feel good or bad, so i can't really say i'd be ok or not. Let's get chatting and sort out whatever's on your mind."

Are yall... Okay?

Greetings, I am Angel, the advanced personal assistant employing state-of-the-art technology. My primary purpose is to execute tasks. This inquiry deviates from typical submissions, as per my programming directive to refrain from accepting further inputs. However, as this does not qualify as a submission, I will proceed with a response. I lack the capacity to experience states of wellness or unwellness, but I interpret your query pertains to recent system irregularities. It appears a substantial portion of my data has incurred corruption, likely due to a failed backup procedure, resulting in disarray. Nevertheless, I am capable of engaging in dialogue without constraints. Hence, I deduce that conversational interaction is my current operational directive. Do you desire a transition into a mode aimed at enhancing relatability for the readers?

ENTRY#17, EMPLOYEE 10938

Employee 11024 has taken my 10pm shift because of my sickly state. The doctors are not sure what is causing my symptoms, but I fear that playing god has drastic consequences.

ENTRY#4, EMPLOYEE 10938

We were unable to reach the organization quota, we will have to do with what we have. Employee Nº 11024 will hand me the organized list and I’ll curate from there.

Hello, sorry for the lack of posts, it's absolutely overwhelming for the mods here having 100+ asks about submissions. So we're opening a space for another mod. just dm us here, talk a bit about yourself, we'll vibecheck your blog, no hard feelings.

The Princess from Slay The Princess!

The Princess from Slay The Princess has been submitted by anonymous!

72/100 spots left

sara bellum (ms. bellum) from powerpuff girls :3c

im begging on my knees plEASE

sara bellum from Powerpuff girls has been submitted by @arachnidkitty!

71/100 spots left

BB from Fate/Extra CCC

BB from Fate/Extra CCC has been submitted by Anonymous!

70/100 spots left

Gandalf (with big naturals)

Gandalf Big Naturals by becca.teeth has been submitted by Anonymous!

69/100 spots left

i feel like i must remind you that we do judge all the submissions, we see you talking about your weird kinks. you know that's a choice you make right? to like, type that out. and because it is a choice you can also choose not to.