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When your wife takes away the fun food :(
Apparently it’s canon that Lucifer isn’t allowed to cook because his idea of cooking is just carnival/fair food. 
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when we finally see them in the show itself i just… i just want them to be so in love……
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MY GRAND PLAN IS THAT I WILL BE
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HAZBIN SHIP CHILD ROLEPLAY BLOG by @andysmuses​
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I LOVE                PLAY REHEARSAL. 
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HAZBIN HOTEL FANCHILD BY @andysmuses​ 
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   “Baby hotline,                                                         please hold me close to you.”
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A hh/hb fanchild rp blog // follows back on hugenerdpower
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I really want Lucifer to just casually do ridiculous and laughable things. Basically, like Discord (sorry lol). The second picture slowly turned into appreciating Luci and Lilith’s cute relationship. I love them.
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“Repo! The Genetic Opera” sentence meme
❝ Didn’t I say the world was cruel? ❞
❝ Let your life be a dream. ❞
❝ You can never trust a monster. ❞
❝ Blood is cheap. ❞
❝ In you is a world of promise. ❞
❝ I can’t feel nothing at all. ❞
❝ Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face? ❞ 
❝ All you have to do is pull the trigger. ❞
❝ Pray he never comes knocking at your door. ❞
❝ Why are my genetics such a bitch? ❞
❝ I’m the monster, I’m the villain. ❞
❝ It’s my job to steal and rob. ❞ ❝ Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster! ❞
❝ You could have died! You… you scared me to death! ❞
❝ It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. ❞
❝ You break my friggin’ heart. ❞
❝ I am not a murderer. ❞
❝ What is this? You disgust me. ❞
❝ I am only living out a lie! ❞
❝ “Accidents” don’t end in murder. ❞
❝ She needs a little help with the agony. ❞
❝ Would you change who you are, if you could? ❞
❝ Commence your groveling! ❞
❝ I thought I’d seen a ghost. ❞
❝ It’s too painful. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all. ❞
❝ Remember who you are. ❞
❝ How self-absorbed people can be! ❞
❝ No one is around who might rescue you. ❞
❝ You missed your medicine. ❞
❝ I’m the smartest and the toughest. ❞
❝ Sorry to be so theatrical. ❞
❝ I’m infected. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on! ❞
❝ You want the world for nothing. ❞
❝ No one wants a thankless job. ❞
❝ Someone’s gonna hang if i don’t get my coffee! ❞
❝ Your designer heart still beats with common blood. ❞
❝ I guess I’ll take it to my death! ❞
❝ Look what I’ve become. ❞
❝ What’s this? Rat piss? ❞
❝ All these years have come and gone. ❞
❝ You never were a man of many words. ❞
❝ Why relive that moment? ❞
❝ Oh, I have hated and loved you. ❞
❝ I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s terminal. ❞
❝ You’re not men, you’re creatures. I’m embarrassed by you. ❞
❝ There are things in life that we do best to leave alone. ❞
❝ I’m sweeter than sixteen! ❞
❝ We have both been kept in bondage. ❞
❝ I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compared me to a corpse. ❞
❝ This is your fault! I asked you to help me. ❞
❝ It’s gonna be a bloodbath. ❞
❝ Didn’t you say you were infected? ❞
❝ I don’t think that I can be fixed. ❞
❝ You never should have left me. I would have given you the world. ❞
❝ It’s nice to see young talent blooming. ❞
❝ I will shoot you in the face! ❞
❝ A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom. ❞
❝ Stay with the dead. I’m joining the living. ❞
❝ You’re gonna be alright now, that’s all that matters. ❞
❝ I can go out with a bang! ❞
❝ How much of it’s genetics? How much of it is fate? ❞
❝ These eyes can do more than see. ❞
❝ I will not be betrayed. ❞
❝ You gonna start applauding? ❞
❝ Happiness is not a warm scalpel. ❞
❝ Now I can drink whatever I want! ❞
❝ It’s all part of the show. ❞
❝ You’re no better than they are! ❞
❝ I’ve made my peace. ❞
❝ You could learn from all my failures. ❞
❝ I’d be lost if I were to lose you, I will stop at nothing to keep you safe. ❞
❝ Didn’t you say that you’d protect me? ❞
❝ I hate you. Go and die. ❞
❝ I look like a crime scene. ❞
❝ Thanks for the disease! ❞
❝ A tale befitting any opera. ❞
❝ Nothing ever lasts in this world. ❞
❝ You’ve got to fight through it. ❞
❝ I will find a hole and fuck it! ❞
❝ I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. ❞
❝ Gold, it makes the world go round. ❞
❝ Let the monster rise! ❞
❝ It’s too late for me. ❞
❝ I’m the cause of all your sickness. ❞
❝ I’m dying, you idiots. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were. ❞
❝ I didn’t know i’d love you so much, but I do. ❞
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Nothing just dance
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Lucifer, handing a firework to a young Charlie: Here ya go, sweetie! Set something on fire for your father.
Charlie, setting off the firework: I AM THE GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION!!
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Naughty Little Meme
❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?
👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?
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Differing opinions
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Lucifer, to Charlie: Ever since you were born, I have done the best I could to raise you.
Lucifer: Have I been perfect? No.
Lucifer: Do I know anything about children? No!
Lucifer: Should I have picked up a book on parenting?! Probably!
Lucifer: Where was I going with this? I had a point...
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That's why She loves him
30/12/2019 23:28 GMT -3
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john mulaney sentence starters 
“His name is also (name), I’m not calling myself my own best friend.”
“We put in seven dollars, and selected twenty one plays of Tom Jones’ ‘What’s New, Pussy Cat?’.”
“And the guy goes, “GOD DAMMIT!”, and pounds on the table.”
“It was the liberation of France.”
“The biggest problem with that is, I’m not Asian-American.”
“Cancelling plans is like heroin.”
“Irish people don’t want comfort.”
“Meeting parents is something I’ve never understood.”
“Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world.”
“Get away from my wife!”
“No one talk to my wife!”
“I didn’t kill my wife!”
“I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like someone who’s been sitting in a room, with a chair, eating saltins for the last 28 years and then walked right out here.”
“This is an office..Could be a nursery.”
“And here we have an on-fire garbage can…Could be a nursery.”
“You could pour soup in my lap, and I’d probably apologize to you.” 
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Still loving the fact that Vivziepop says Lucifer is slightly shorter than Charlie a smol boi.
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I don’t know why I’m doing this.  Maybe hoping to learn how to draw this way… Anyway love Lucifer’s family~
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Hail to the King
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