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I have no energy but I must write
I'm trash, but I'm like, quaility trash. my spesific type can and will change, but I do write fanfics regardless of what I'm into. (productivity can and will vary) Currently into: BATIM, Cookie Run, Undertale/Deltarune, Danny Phantom
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if i had a house with luscious dark wood paneling and i died in it i would haunt it so that if a realtor tried to plaster over every interior wall with smooth, featureless eggshell beige they鈥檇 be cursed to transform into a wayfair couch in 7 days if they dont go back and undo what was done
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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the worst part about cardio is the laundry
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who's your favorite bendy characters aside from sammy?
Humans: Susie, Norman, Wally and Bertrum.
I'm pretty sure I already posted a ranking of my favorite batim toons on here somewhere, but I no longer have least favorite characters because the slew of constant new bland ones from BATDR and the new one have made me look at Tom and Allison and thought: "you know what? Tom, you're interesting enough to look past that you murdered my favorite, and Allison? You still have the problem of being the bland 'nice' girl in canon when you'd work so much better as a puppetmaster villain, but at least we can do interesting stuff with the reveal that Joey used you as a scapegoat to his daughter."
#bendy and the ink machine#and before anyone asks#'but possum wouldn't that make Malice and Allison the same?'#the difference is Malice is much more open and honest about villainy while she is one#and she is a victim turned sympathetic villain due to getting royally screwed over by Joey#While Allison would be the betrayal you'd only see in hindsight but would make perfect sense.
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i think my best tip for "how do i draw backgrounds" and especially "how do i learn to enjoy drawing backgrounds" is dont call them backgrounds to be honest... calling it a background presents it as secondary to the characters, which means people have a tendency to treat them as an afterthought. a chore. i see this a lot in comic spaces, a lot of peoples least favourite stage is "drawing the backgrounds"....
for me at least when i stopped thinking of it as "backgrounds" and instead as "environments", they stopped being a chore. bc it's like, well? theyre not some tedious afterthought, theyre generally actually the focus. taking the characters out of the environment would drastically change things, the place they're occupying is its own key character too who theyre also interacting with... i dunno. the way you think about things has a bit impact on how you draw them anyway
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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Can you explain why sammy lawrence and catnap are getting crossover? I'm just curious
My guess is pattern recognition, putting aside the fact they're both from Mascot horror games, both Sammy and Catnap are:
-Minor antagonists who worship the main antagonist.
-Victims of the workplace who were formerly human.
-Associated with sleep (Sammy's Sheep rhyme/Resurrections that happen so frequently it implies death is just an uncomfortable sleep for him, Catnap's moon charm/name/red smoke's ability)
-Seemingly neutral to one dog (Boris/Pugapillar) due to not interacting with them, but HATE the one they have interacted with (Tom/Dogday).
And they both:
-Live in the ruins of the workplace that turned them into these things.
-Have control over weaker enemies (Sammy summoned searchers in the Band Room, Dogday's monologue implies the mini critters work under him.)
-Lurk ominously letting the player catch glimpses of them throughout the chapter.
-Die to their Lord in the Chapter they're introduced in.
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"oh it's a sin against the cosmos to use nuclear energy" how can you say that when the first thing the deity did to humanity was split the adam
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