POV: Sun introducing you as an employee at the daycare to the kids for the first time, he is very excited

Kaviiiii <3

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

hi gyuys

The guys of all time

Crab friend! 🦀🌙

The bad news: alien megastructure found buried beneath the arctic circle contains “no bitches” according to sources

fiction and fantasy are so fun because it's like. if i met this man in real life i would drop kick him off a cliff within three seconds of him opening his mouth. luckily for him he doesn't exist so we can all happily ignore those red flags and pretend we could fix him

Fasma watching his S/O bathe and he imagines himself as the bathwater and gets really horny huehuehueheuhehueeueheh

I'm sorry anon, I keep imagining him as the bath sponge, coughing because of the taste of soap and squeaking when you really scrub those pits.

But on a less goofy note, showering with you is great because he can just be standing and all he sees is your tits, then water dripping down your pussy and legs.

He turns his back to you for a reason.

Problem of dating Gallon is you can't keep your guard down when you take a nap because you might end up being absorbed by him by the time you wake up.

Sleep with one eye open and a bath bomb in your hands.

He prefers to sleep in bodies of water though, so Gallon might actually just hog your tub. Maybe with your sleeping form inside him, yes.

I offer my wisdom tooth to Gallon after learning about slime courtships.

It's. Certainly an offer.

He supposes your teeth really kind of are your body's version of pearls, but as far as he can tell, you don't get to produce more... So he's a bit concerned over you ripping a tooth out to essentially propose to him.

He's certainly keeping it in him for a long while before eventually making it a necklace, like many slimes do with the pearls their mates give them.

((Gallon does not know that humans often have to remove their wisdom teeth. Don't tell him, it's funny.))

Me: "-- so basically 1984 isn't just a novel about fearing the government, it's also a novel about fearing how you let yourself be taken advantage of and controlled by the government, because not having any free will is a great deal easier to live with than to have the ability to think freely and recognise that things are wrong-- are you wanking off to this"

If it makes you feel better, Breg doesn't know what any of those words mean when you put them together. You're speaking animalese to him right now, it's like Tom Nook on the speaker.

So he's not exactly getting incredibly titilated by the complexity of George Orwell's masterpiece, he's bored and horny.

Only dream I ever had of your characters is one where Kalymir just spoke to me in an extremely British accent

But like, mad British accent? Like giant Gordon Ramsey?

Because he was probably cursed and looking for help, anon.

What if Kalymir was obsessed with the previous Icon of Wrath's mate? Having an infatuation with us before we even meet him. When he slays the Icon we will be the ultimate prize.

Oh that just sucks for you.

Going from the hands of one overly violent tyrant to another's. How unlucky do you have to be?

Your existence as the perpetual trophy of Wrath's rulers is somewhere between incredibly bizarre and dehumanizing. Except, wherein your previous kidnapper has been adamant in keeping you locked up and defenseless, Kalymir wants to rough you up, he's going to make a real Queen out of you, he says.

It's much better than being locked up like some featherless parakeet, right? Even if he happily, giddily breaks your bones and slashes your skin to ribbons, you'll come out of it stronger, better.

Maybe, out of both evils, this one might be better for you.

RIP Bregory Finch you would've loved Bridgerton

Wait hold on-

What's the lore? Why did he die?? 👀

are there picky gluttons? we know gluttony demons can eat anything and everything, but are there any that are less than enthusiastic about that? (if yes, i imagine they’re a very very small minority)

They exist.

But here's the thing, they're considered disabled by regular gluttons.

As a glutton, you're plagued with the desire to consume just about anything, honestly. So imagine not being able to do so because you have an immediate averse reaction to the taste of most things? It's contradictory! It's torture! How can you live like that??

A picky glutton is, for example, a glutton who just fucking loves doritos. And eats nothing but extraordinary, massive portions of doritos...

A picky glutton could be a glutton that just... Eats wood. Exclusively.

holy shit nebul the love of my life the apple of my eye i don’t want him to make me better we can be worse together!!!! and it had me thinking just a little bit…….. what would he be like with a pearl with bpd? i could only think about how he could feed much more due to my heightened and frequent negative emotions, yet get the best of my undying loyalty and affection towards him!!! sure, i’m emotionally volatile and would be given to him as mentally stable as a train with broken wheels but, he can fix me right? or make me worse, either way i’d be glued to nebul like a leech

[Anon. I have a very loose grasp of how BPD actually works, so I don't feel confident to answer this. But I'll generalize.]

TW: Psychological abuse; Weaponizing a disorder.

Nebul is bad for you.

Well, he's bad for everyone, but someone with bipolar disorder will suffer perhaps twofold in his hands. Feeding off the lows you can very easily sink to is like a guilty pleasure for the wraith, he can't help but intentionally trigger episodes of instability within you simply to create a snacking loop from time to time.

The undead sure likes to think he can "fix you", and truly, he can. Disorder or not, Nebul doesn't rest until you're the epitome of the perfect pet, intensifying desirable qualities like loyalty and unhealthily intense infatuation as well as dependant tendencies while trying to weed off possible aggressive responses in moments of volatility.

The wraith won't try to remove the BPD from you, but he will make sure that your own condition contributes to keeping you trapped into your new subservient role.

As usual, there's always an element of manipulation involved. You're currently broken, he says to you calmly, you're hard to fix, at any moment you may fall apart again and Nebul will have to restart his meticulous work. But he'll do it anyway, because you are his pet, and he cherishes you like any good master does. Aren't you thankful that he puts up with you? That he's so benevolent? No one else would care to help you, save you. And frankly, with the attitude you give him sometimes, the wraith can understand why. Maybe you should be a little more humble, no?