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hefunks · 8 days
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sorry for being inactive, i'm likely going to get to replies sometime soon, i'm way more active on discord!
DISCORD ROLEPLAY SERVER! (18+)
hello friends! as i've mentioned before, i have a silly little discord server for mutuals, or even non-mutuals as long as you're 18+ and respectful. i will not put the link in this post for fear of randoms entering, but if you're interested in joining, like this post and i'll send you an invite! here are the server rules before you join so you know what to expect! ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊
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hefunks · 27 days
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☆. ┊    Blake  cracks  a  grin  that  reeks  of  arrogance,  scratching  the  back  of  his  neck.  He  gets  recognized  often,  and  for  good  reason;  the  guy  is  everywhere  lately,  so  he's  fairly  certain  they've  crossed  paths  somewhere  along  the  way.  If  not,  it's  possible  she's  seen  him  on  the  news.  His  story  is  kind  of  blowing  up,  at  least  in  the  downtown  Philadelphia  area.
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☆. ┊    ❝Eheh,  you  might  have!  I'm  kind  of  all  over  the  place  right  now.  Name's  Blake.  What's  yours?❞
☆. ┊    Stepping  into  the  garage,  Blake  busies  himself  with  a  particularly  heavy  box,  at  least  struggling  to  lift  it.  He  adjusts  his  grip  and  tries  again,  this  time  just  barely  managing  to  scoop  it  into  his  arms.
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☆. ┊    ❝Damn,  what's  in  these?  Rocks?❞
❝Need a hand?❞ (From here, for Blaze!)
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[🔥] "Yeah sure, boxes are right over there" Blaze responded, gesturing Blake to the pile of boxes in the garage.
Can't say Blaze really needed a hand, moving boxes for her coworker was a cakewalk with her naturally enhanced strength. But who was she to deny someone the opportunity to pitch in? Besides, with an extra pair of hands, the job would be done even faster.
And fuck it, why not engage in a bit of small talk? As she was hauling an especially heavy box (which to her was like carrying a yoga ball) no less.
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"Say, you look familiar. Spiky blue hair, backwards cap, prohibition sign...I swear I've seen you somewhere before."
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hefunks · 27 days
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DISCORD ROLEPLAY SERVER! (18+)
hello friends! as i've mentioned before, i have a silly little discord server for mutuals, or even non-mutuals as long as you're 18+ and respectful. i will not put the link in this post for fear of randoms entering, but if you're interested in joining, like this post and i'll send you an invite! here are the server rules before you join so you know what to expect! ദ്ദി(。•̀ ,<)~✩‧₊
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hefunks · 28 days
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☆. ┊    ❝Heh, think you can take me on? I'm the best rapper this side of Philly, kid. That's why everyone's on my ass; they hate me 'cause they ain't me. I bet you'll be the same way. Show me what you've got!❞
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hefunks · 28 days
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☆. ┊    Just snoozing away on the dash.
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hefunks · 28 days
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my partner is coming to visit in june........ i'm so fucking excited ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™
for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!
FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.
words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞
actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.
words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞
actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)
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hefunks · 28 days
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when you see one of your mutuals reblog a meme... SEND THEM ONE. are they a new mutual you've never written with, and you're a little intimidated by them? are they a longtime mutual, and you worry you might be bothering them by sending more memes? SEND MEMES ANYWAY. start interactions! get excited! send a few different options for multiple different scenarios! if you want your dash to interact with you, you have to start interacting with your dash, too. send those memes and get those new plots started! you never know what amazing things will happen!
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hefunks · 28 days
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i did not expect to wake up to so many people wanting to interact with blake! for the sake of getting to everyone quickly, i'll likely be dropping memes in your inboxes if you've got them. expect to hear from me soon! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡
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hefunks · 28 days
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Like this post and I'll drop something in your inbox!
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hefunks · 28 days
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☆. ┊    A  groan  signals  Blake's  return  to  consciousness,  mismatched  eyes  slowly  opening  to  meet  the  gaze  of  a  boy  he  swears  he's  seen  before.  The  thought  is  a  fleeting  one,  because  he's  much  more  concerned  about  the  migraine  that  threatens  to  split  his  head  in  two  and  the  taste  of  sick  on  his  tongue.  It  takes  everything  in  him  not  to  gag  as  he  wipes  his  mouth  on  the  back  of  his  hand,  carefully  moving  into  an  upright  position,  so  as  not  to  disturb  his  stomach  anymore.  Empty  bottles  of  alcohol  are  scattered  here  and  there,  telling  a  pretty  clear  story  of  what  had  taken  place  before  Ben's  arrival.
☆. ┊    ❝Ffffuck...  Whuh?  What  day  is  it...?❞
❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground.
nonverbal prompts.
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“ Oh—! ”
For as cautious as Ben tended to be, hiding in alleys and staying out of sight for his own safety, he couldn’t hide the concern he felt in finding somebody collapsed in the street. Lingering out in the open was worth helping someone that needed it. Kneeling by the other’s side on the footpath, a hand met their shoulder and gave a gentle shake. Were they unconscious? Did they need medical help?
“ Hello-? Are you alright? ”
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hefunks · 28 days
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𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)
→     𝐈 .    GENERAL
❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .
→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST
❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .
→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE
❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .
→     𝐈𝐕  .    VIOLENT
❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].
→     𝐕 .    NSFW
❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .
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hefunks · 28 days
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— ARE YOU OKAY?
Concerned  roleplay  starters.  Send  me... (Send  🔄  +  any  emoji  to  reverse  the  outcome.)
😭  to  find  my  muse  crying. 🤕  to  find  my  muse  with  an  obvious  injury. ❤️‍🩹  to  find  my  muse  trying  to  hide  an  injury. 🤢  to  find  my  muse  visibly  sick. 🩸  to  find  my  muse  after  they've  been  in  a  fight. 💤  to  find  my  muse  passed  out. 🥴  to  catch  my  muse  as  they  faint. 🌧️  to  find  my  muse  in  the  rain  without  an  umbrella. 😵  to  find  my  muse  half  dead  in  an  alley. 🫳  to  put  a  comforting  hand  on  my  muse's  shoulder. 🫂  to  give  my  muse  a  comforting  hug.
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hefunks · 28 days
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Reblog  this  post  to  let  your  followers  know  you're  fine  with  being  tagged  in  random  starters.  Additionally,  reblog  this  post  if  you're  all  right  with  being  sent  old memes,  no  matter  how long ago you reblogged them.
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Your  eyes  were  telling  a  story  mine  had  never  heard  before.  I  needed  to  listen,  to mix your gaze with mine, lest  your  tale be taken off the shelves.
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Do  you  like  loud-mouthed  rappers  with  an  overabundance  of  confidence?  Well,  you've  come  to  the  right  place!  Give  this  post  a  like  and  a  reblog  if  you're  interested  in  roleplaying  with  a  heavily  canon  divergent  Boyfriend  from  Friday  Night  Funkin'  inspired  character!  Funked with finesse by  Bee.  18+  individuals  only. Personal  blogs,  please do  not  interact!
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