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hedgehoghavoc · 1 month

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...no comment.

#{shadow; ic}「head like a hole」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」#{crack}「i miss my wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 1 month

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"I know this, and I love you."

"I've done nothing wrong in my entire life!"

#already-know-this-story #{EGGMAN; IC}「Weird Science」#{CRACK}「I Miss My Wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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"Yes. Take it. The next time they fire at you, promise you'll fire back."

"....Can I have a gun?"

#already-know-this-story #{SHADOW; IC}「Head like a Hole」#{CRACK}「I Miss My Wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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All I do is shitpost my way into these things-

Materializes like a phantom.

#{OOC}「Sandcat Speaks」#cw hazbin hotel #youcouldbeit

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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Remembering that she had one interaction with Winter's Infinite, realized he was their Backstory GUN Soldier, and has been mildly fucked up since then-

#{shadow; ic}「head like a hole」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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"Mee-Philes! I should've guessed.... what happened to your mouth?"

"Ha!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Ha!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Ha!"

"Welcome to tilted towers."

#already-know-this-story #{SHADOW; IC}「Head like a Hole」#{CRACK}「I Miss My Wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm movin' like Oppenheimer."

#{eggman; ic}「weird science」#{crack}「i miss my wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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Shhh, he's asleep.

#{sonic; ic}「sonic says」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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They're pretending not to notice, but they're not every good at it.

Looks at you like this

#already-know-this-story #{SHADOW; IC}「Head like a Hole」#logs in to hand her the gf #spoilers: they have been rizzed up

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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That just means they like you, right?

Thinks about violently maiming you thinks about violently maiming thinks about violently maiming you THINKS ABOUT-

#already-know-this-story #{SONIC; IC}「Sonic Says」#most deranged couple

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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Whistling innocently.

#{shadow; ic}「head like a hole」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」

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hedgehoghavoc · 2 months

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"Let's see that hedgehog turn down a twenty dollar tip to deliver In-N-Out from only five miles away!"

#{eggman; ic}「weird science」#{crack}「i miss my wife」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」

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hedgehoghavoc · 3 months

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"Being a woman is about possessing a deep-seated primordial rage."

#{shadow; ic}「head like a hole」#{dash comm}「don’t criticize」#sha.dow facts #{crack}「i miss my wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 3 months

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"The ultimate power... lesbians."

#{shadow; ic}「head like a hole」#{crack}「i miss my wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 3 months

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"...Mister The Hedgehog...."

#{eggman; ic}「weird science」#already-know-this-story #{dash comm}「don’t criticize」#{crack}「i miss my wife」

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hedgehoghavoc · 3 months

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"Hmm? Oh, I'm up, I'm up." A tiny gathering of chao and mobini seem to have made their way to the Master Emerald's altar, offering up fruit to the waking echidna. It takes him a moment to remember the reason.

"...right, right, hatching day. If it wasn't for you guys I would've forgotten...." There's a smile on his face as he accepts a mango from a little echidna-like chao.

#{KNUCKLES; IC}「Stand Proud」#hb knux I have not written you nearly as much as you deserve

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hedgehoghavoc · 3 months

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"...why would you call me that?" Tone interpretation check failed.

Raises her sunglasses, "What's up sluts?"

#already-know-this-story #{SHADOW; IC}「Head like a Hole」

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