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I never thought a radio station host would use the word clout in a sentence that didn't have to do with drugs.
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im still thinking about this scene and how much i love it years later
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here is the manuscript from the RPDR where Shangela yells at Mimi
Shangela: Last time on the runway they asked her are you always going to be Camp? You told them you could do glamour and you were high fashion. So, do you feel that you delivered that today? That is the question.
Mimi: No, but I don't think that was the challenge.
Mariah: Don't tiptoe around the answer the thing is you told them you have glamour. Do you think you can deliver glamour? Because you just told us that what you do is camp.
Mimi: I was channeling Lee Bowery today.
Mariah: Girl, it was camp.
Mimi: No girl, it was Lee Bowery did you see the glasses I was wearing it was Lee Bowery.
(Lemon Thrown)
Shangela: Yours was thrown together eyes just glued onto that costume what is the tea?-
Mariah: and your fishnets are ripped
Shangela: Thats not from future your fishnets all ripped-
Mimi: They were not ripped when we were on the runaway girl.
Shangela: Yes, they were those fishnets were ripped that is the truth. I keep it real-
Mimi: You, you know what I know your Shangela, I know who you are boo do you need a nametag?
Shangela: I'm Shangela I keep it real, its not about me knowing who I am its the truth the fishnets are ripped done.
Mimi: But listen,-
Shangela: Pause-
Mimi: holonholonholonholon-
Shangela: Anyone else see the fishnets?-
Mimi: are you gonna let me speak?
Shangela: No, anyone else see the fishnets? Were they ripped?
Mariah: I saw the fishnets and they were ripped.
Shangela: Done, thats all I tell you the truth
Mimi: Okay, out of the runaway, out of the runaway, who has the most creative idea on the entire runaway, 'cause they were 5,000 Judy Jetsen hookers up there.
Shangela: waitaminute, waitamunute, waitaminute, hold up. So I look like a Judy Jetsen hookah? So I'm Judy Jetsen Hookah?
Mimi: It was alot of the same, It was alot of the same.
Shangela: and you different?
Mimi: I was 1,000x more creative than anyone here.
Shangela: (to everyone) uh, a thousand times
Mimi: I didn't come down the runaway looking like you, like you do you I do me.
Shangela: What is me and what is you?
Mimi: You? Girl look at you grab a mirror. You can come off the runaway and look like you stepped off of Rodeo Drive like a goddamn super model I will NEVER look like that.
Shangela: True. You'll never be glam.
Mimi: Just because you got a sugar daddy who pays everything for you.
Everyone collectivly AHOOOOOOOOO
(Shangela: Where did this bitch hear I have a sugar daddy?)
Shangela: Timeout, hold up, hold up sweetheart lets get it together before you wanna read.
(Shangela: I'm not even in a relationship. Let alone some old man shacked up with me thats buying me all my drag and costumes.)
Shangela: I don't have a sugar daddy sweetheart everything I have I worked for and I worked for to get and I built myself and I need you to know that 100%. I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy yes I could go out and get one because I am what? stands up SICKENING you could never have s sugar daddy because you're not that type of girl. Baby everything I have I worked for, I've gotten myself I've built myself from the ground up. FCKING BTCH!
Throws drink
Mimi: Throws drink back
Yara: ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey
Shangela: You b*tch
you’re welcome
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Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKKK😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OK! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vagina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!
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