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Heathers Quotes but mostly Chansaw lol
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Veronica: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Chandler: Even better!
Veronica:.....what did you do?
Chandler *holding up a chicken*: Her name is Fluffy!
Veronica: that poor chicken
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H. Chandler: [to duke and mac] You should be jealous. Ronnie is such a romantic
(Veronica comes in with a guitar)
Veronica: *ahem*
Veronica: I love you…bitch I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you…bitch
H. Chandler (tearing up): That’s my girlfriend
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[driving down the road]
chandler: look at that idiot in that dumb outfit
chandler: wait a second
chandler: that’s MY idiot
veronica: *waves*
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ily: i love you
ilysm: i love you so much
fglnydhgbs: for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure
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Heather Chandler: feel like stirring up shit for no reason
Heather Chandler: hey guys
Veronica, Mac and Duke: yeah?
Heather Chandler: oatmeal is a soup
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Chandler: ARE YOU-
Duke: Fucking
Chandler: -KIDDING ME?
Mac: ... what was that?
Duke: Veronica banned Heather from swearing for a week, so she’s making help her out.
Mac: I think you just like saying fuck.
Duke: That doesn’t make my job any less important.
#heathers#heathers the musical#heathers incorrect quotes#heather chandler#heather mcnamara#heather duke#veronica sawyer#chansaw#heather macnamara
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Chandler: My partner needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Veronica: Hey Hea- *crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with her*
Chandler:
Chandler: I want that one.
#i love ships with this dynamic#heathers#heathers musical#heathers incorrect quotes#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#chansaw
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Heather Chandler: I’m alive, but only out of spite.
#this is what happened#she never died this happened#shhh#heathers#heathers musical#heathers incorrect quotes#heather chandler
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Veronica: FOUR MONTHS
JD: What’s she talking about?
Chandler: It’s not a big deal—
Veronica: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS
#heathers#heathers incorrect quotes#heathers the musical#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#chansaw#jason dean#jd
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Chandler: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
Veronica: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Chandler: Out of anger.
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Chandler: I’d die for you!!
Veronica: Not if I die for you first!!
Mac, in tears: Please don’t die
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Chandler: *sees Duke and Mac interacting*
Chandler: They’re cute. I would put them in a boat.
Veronica: *confused* ...you mean you ship them?
Chandler: Same thing.
#heathers incorrect quotes#heathers#heathers the musical#heather chandler#heather duke#heather mcnamara#veronica sawyer
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Heather Chandler: I admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore they just drop it
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Mac: That's one of my biggest fears
Mac: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...
Veronica: *shocked* You would eat yourself
Mac: I wouldn't even question it
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Chandler: Why are you smiling
Duke: Am I not allowed to smile?
Veronica: Mac fell over outside
#heathers incorrect quotes#heathers#heathers the musical#heather chandler#heather duke#heather mcnamara#veronica sawyer
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Chandler: If something happens and I don't make it, just know I'll be looking up and watching over you.
Veronica: Up?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'll be in hell for sure.
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